Geek: Today, I found my phone under the car seat after three days....

By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 22:06 - United States

Today, I found my phone under the car seat after three days. I flipped it open ready to issue apologies to everyone who had tried to get in touch with me and I had worried. No missed calls. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 23:49 - United States

Today, while driving, I realized I had left my phone on top of my car when I was getting in. Panicking, I drove back to look for it. I found it in the middle of the street, still intact. Yay! When I went back to my car, I noticed I had locked my door, and the keys were in the ignition. FML

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By dumbass - 01/10/2009 20:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML

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By nerderer - 30/04/2015 18:48 - United States - Duluth

Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2011 06:57 - United States

Today, I found my dead phone that had been missing for two weeks. I turned it on to see that I had only gotten 2 text messages during the two weeks. They were both from my mother. FML

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So frustrating!

By Anonymous - 17/02/2024 09:00 - Germany

Today, I left my phone on the roof of my car after pumping gas. I drove off, and it wasn't until I heard a thud that I realized what had happened. Now my phone has a gash in the screen, and it's receiving angry texts from my girlfriend that I can't answer. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2013 07:14 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, after having lost my phone three days ago, I paid a $150 non-refundable fee to have my phone replaced and mailed to me by Tuesday. A half hour later, I found my original phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2011 17:07 - United States

Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML

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By queenbee12345678 - 19/02/2012 19:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2013 07:02 - United States - San Jose

Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2016 12:20 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML

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blondebabycakes 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:26

I know how you feel:)

herb517 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:26

unfortunate. maybe you should be a better friend...or at least get some good weed...then youll have lots of friends XFD

Comments

were_giraffe 2

Friday 17 April 2009 6:19

How is this an FML?

fueledbyamy 0

Friday 17 April 2009 6:23

sucks, haha. dont worry. try and lose your phone for a week next time, and maybe you'll find it with something ;)

ryutatsu 0

Friday 17 April 2009 6:37

it was only 3 days, that's not so bad :]

katester 0

Friday 17 April 2009 6:39

Don't feel bad. It happens to everyone. I know it's happened to me.

LifeSux19 0

Friday 17 April 2009 6:40

I can relate. It sucks that when you have so many people in your contact list, that none of them dont contact you at all...not to even see if you're okay after not hearing from you for a long period of time.

dafreakinrican 0

Friday 17 April 2009 6:48

Boohoo? What's with these lame FMLs? Is it that serious that no one called you? If you want to be more popular then go make friends who don't have lives. Otherwise, deal.

5bye7 0

Friday 17 April 2009 6:50

well if you didn't get any missed calls from yourself trying to find it by hearing the ring or vibration, then you deserve not to have any friends

missfinkelstein 0

Friday 17 April 2009 6:56

Really, no messages is the best possible outcome for someone who lost thier phone for three days. I know you feel neglected, but if people had called or messaged you couldn't have responded and they would have been all worried and sad. Go call your people.

dead14eternity 0

Friday 17 April 2009 7:02

how the hell is this an fml? you know, i wait patiently for new updates and it just makes me sick when weak posts like this come up instead of something real.

Q_0 0

Friday 17 April 2009 7:06

Yeah, um, this isn't a FML moment. All you have to do is call your phone and listen. Chances are you would have gone to your car after not hearing it ring or vibrate in the house.