Today, I found myself talking to myself about how I need to stop... - FML

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By NightProwler - 30/11/2017 18:14 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I found myself talking to myself about how I need to stop talking to myself. FML

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PhantomCrevan 8

Sunday 3 December 2017 9:35

Maybe you could try some minor aversion therapy? If you can talk yourself into, of course.

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PhantomCrevan 8

Sunday 3 December 2017 9:35

Maybe you could try some minor aversion therapy? If you can talk yourself into, of course.

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