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By Bad Mommy - 21/06/2012 05:40 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I found out from her teacher that my daughter in kindergarten gets the little boys in her class to play grown-ups with her. It's basically dry humping and groaning. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 332
You deserved it 9 434

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Does your daughter happen to overhear you and your partner's late night escapades, by any chance?

Well at least her impersonation of "grown-ups" is spot on!

Comments

sinner92 4

Wow talk about fail. But you don't really know if it's cause of the mom. Kids these days are getting more sexually advances then before. I started hearing about sex when I was in third grade with other classmates. My understanding of it was get naked and wiggle. You could also look at the steroids and harmons they are putting into food. In my opinion it's speeding up the development process.

zombieinahearse 3

Keep an eye on her for her benefit. I was doing the same thing in kindergarten and lost my virginity a year later. Her dad wanted to kill me. Haha

I didn't even know first graders knew what sex was. I thought that would still be the innocent age. Honestly, I didn't know what sex actually was until 6th grade. And I didn't know what a penis looked like until 7th or 8th.

130- Really. I'm to believe that you made a new account with your one single comment being to inform all us FML readers that you lost your virginity at 6 years of age (of your own free will) and that's the gospel truth? Forgive me if I'm wrong, and for being cynical, but I call bullshit. :p

I've never laughed so hard reading comments. You guys are epic! On a serious note: OP, get that kid checked out pronto

I would suggest talking to your daughter. Kids don't just invent this game out of no where, she either witnessed this behavior and is copying it or somebody has been playing grown ups with her.

lexi365 20

I'm not saying this is true or not but I believed in school we learned that is one of the signs of sexual abuse. I would ask your daughter that and get help if it's true.

ImSoEffedUp 10

Wow... Wonder where she picked that up at... Kids aren't as dumbs as u think.....and they're not always sleep either....

aleeshttylXD 9
aleeshttylXD 9