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By neverhavingkids - 21/01/2011 02:24 - United States

Today, I found out how hard a lemon is to the nuts when being hurled by an angry girlfriend for losing at Wii Sports. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anon - 09/01/2013 19:27 - United States - Southbury

Today, I was laughing at a girl who really sucks at badminton. Turns out she has anger issues, and a really good aim when she's mad. I've never been hit so hard in the crotch before. FML

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Thanks, I guess

By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 10:08 - United States

Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mario Kart, she decided to leave. FML

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You deserved it 8 518

By Loser - 21/08/2013 15:17 - United States

Today, I got my girlfriend to play Smash Bros Brawl with me. As it was her first time, I set up handicaps to give her at least a shot at winning. She won, quite handily. A little irritated at this, I took off the handicaps and tried again. She beat me even faster. FML

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You deserved it 26 290

By garrett - 14/02/2019 15:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML

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You deserved it 4 788

By dumping time - 25/11/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Aylesford

Today, I woke up to my balls covered in Icy Hot, a big old "fuck you" note from my girlfriend, and my door slamming shut. I'm starting to get the distinct impression I shouldn't have made that off-hand remark last night about her PMSing, after she rage-quit a game of Mario Kart. FML

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You deserved it 30 852

By Gameless Guy - 24/12/2009 15:49 - United States

Today, I learned just how much change a toddler can stuff in to a Nintendo Wii. I also learned that those things are put together with special screws. FML

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You deserved it 4 113

By Anonymous - 29/11/2010 19:09

Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML

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You deserved it 56 431

By Anonymous - 05/11/2014 19:52 - Australia - Hawthorn

Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML

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You deserved it 10 225

By Winchesterlover - 05/02/2011 18:41 - United States

Today, my mom and I tried out Just Dance 2 on the Wii. When we both threw out our hands at the same time, my mom's Wii remote hit my hand and ripped my finger nail. As I stared at the bloody, half hanging off nail, my mom muttered, "You should have stayed in your dance space." FML

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You deserved it 8 856

By BlazefireSaber - 07/07/2015 03:59 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with a broken finger, all because I beat my little brother in a Wii game. He ran over and twisted my finger, saying, "Now how are you going to beat me, cunt?" FML

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You deserved it 2 995

perdix 29

Friday 21 January 2011 13:56

If you let her have a Wiimote instead of making her play with a lemon, maybe she'd have a chance to win.

DropDead77 11

Friday 21 January 2011 9:26

she elemonated you!

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Garytt 0

Friday 21 January 2011 9:23

Ydi 100% for having a wii

DropDead77 11

Friday 21 January 2011 9:26

she elemonated you!

docscientist 9

Friday 21 January 2011 12:39

hah!

HSOMGF 5

Friday 21 January 2011 9:31

You need a new girlfriend, preferably one with maturity.

morganavery33 5

Friday 21 January 2011 9:52

lmao. so funny.

I_R_Genius 3

Friday 21 January 2011 9:55

Lol theres an app for that. Or Doc can help you out, just talk to him.

mightymart 5

Friday 21 January 2011 10:20

who the **** throws lemons at people

smexykero 0

Friday 21 January 2011 10:35

life

gabrielleangeliq 0

Friday 21 January 2011 11:19

Touché.

dezinspaaace 0

Friday 21 January 2011 11:20

exactly what i was thinking.

alluneedisluv 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 3:43

right? why was there even a free floating lemon??

ctran 0

Friday 21 January 2011 10:37

damn. run away

mamamiaaa_fml 12

Friday 21 January 2011 11:21

when life gives you lemons ___________.

mamamiaaa_fml 12

Friday 21 January 2011 11:30

you cut that bitch and run.

jessicaxx1 0

Friday 21 January 2011 12:12

Hehe. (: I would piss my pants right there! Haha!

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Today, I came across a street musician. He looked extremely well-fed already, but his music was pretty good, so I gave him some spare change. As soon as I turned away, he started screaming at me for being "cheap", and chased me half a block before running out of breath. FML

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Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML

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Today, after getting off work from a horrible 16 hour shift, I went out to my truck. My windows were completely covered in window chalk, to the point that I couldn't leave. I had to spend the next hour and a half washing it all off while my manager laughed about it. FML

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Today, a client walked into my store with a duck in her hands. I had to explain to her that she couldn't bring the bird shopping with her. We got a 1-star review. FML

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Today, my brother and his girlfriend got married. I got a pretty bad pimple on my nose not long before, and I'd tried to pop it. It turned into a really bad scab instead, so I put makeup on it. I didn't notice until after the wedding that the makeup made the scab look badly infected. FML

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Same thing different taste

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