Intimacy: Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in...

By Anonymous - 24/02/2012 12:30 - United States

Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2016 05:13 - United States

Today, after a long day, I energetically took off my belt to take my pants off and relax. In doing so, I whipped the belt around in the air, causing it to spin around and slap me right in my tender ballsack. I almost threw up. FML

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By LostInSunday - 15/08/2016 08:11

Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML

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By box bulge - 21/10/2011 01:24 - China

Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML

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By zetuga - 01/04/2015 07:40 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, my girlfriend asked me to take my belt off as the buckle was hurting her leg. I didn't have a belt on. FML

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By Abbynyc - 28/09/2014 11:40 - United States - Bay Shore

Today, while running an event, my belt loop got caught in those metal whorls that outdoor chairs have. I couldn't get it undone and had to greet guests by standing up and bringing the chair with me, hanging from my ass. My coworker finally had to cut the belt loop to set me free. FML

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By stickyickystone - 21/07/2019 14:12

Today, I got my hand caught in a belt sander while sanding down what was supposed to become a "Caution" sign. FML

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By Bobby M - 16/05/2011 16:33 - Ireland

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

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By anonymous - 11/10/2016 05:23 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I was taking my phone out of my pocket when it caught on the fabric and began to fall. I managed to catch it, but also smacked myself in the balls in the process. FML

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By Hairy Cheek - 15/04/2016 04:27 - United States - Columbia

Today, I was at work and caught my pants on the corner of the door hinge. They tore completely open and my hairy cheek was exposed for the whole office to see. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2018 19:30 - United States - Bellerose

Today, I had to get stitches on my nutsack. I didn't know my mom had waxed the bathroom floor, and while I was stepping into the tub to take a shower my feet slipped in different directions. I landed crotch-first on the metal door frame. FML

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loller27 6

Friday 24 February 2012 16:04

thats what i call a nutcracker

Swiftly 0

Friday 24 February 2012 16:03

Oh my god, I felt that

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scrtasnman13 5

Wednesday 29 February 2012 5:53

Well that was cringe-worthy... Don't even wanna' know how that happened...

Sieg350 6

Wednesday 29 February 2012 7:34

Maybe, JUST MAYBE, if you were wearing your pants like they were designed to be worn, this wouldn't have happened...moron.

DLIPF6969 1

Monday 5 March 2012 16:51

Ouch bro, I couldn't imagine....

aRandomLazyLoser 0

Tuesday 6 March 2012 3:02

Lovely. Hurts a lot don't it

So_Anomalous 4

Friday 9 March 2012 10:45

O_o How the hell do you do that?

gerble 0

Sunday 11 March 2012 18:16

The belt goes on the outside of the pants.

hippyhater3000 4

Tuesday 13 March 2012 6:33

in my own words, it feels like being mauled to death by a group of angry burning ferrets from hell... i mean the zipper not the buckle...

boxyyyy 1

Friday 20 April 2012 23:09

Hahahahan o that wold hurt

SkoomaKi 27

Monday 7 May 2012 14:41

One question: How? Unless your balls are on your hips?

ExtraCrizpee 1

Thursday 9 August 2012 12:52

Why is your belt that low?

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