By Anonymous - 07/03/2010 14:08 - United Kingdom

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Today, I found out how mature the guy I'm seeing is. After sex, he took the condom off and hit me in the face with it. FML
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mzmiff132 1

hopefully u slapped him for that lol that's mad nasty

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purplemnm 9

you made him wear the condom, he has the right to do whatever he wants to after he's finished.

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bellsforher_ 0

The hell he doesn't. Wearing a condom is beneficial for all parties involved. And why do you say that like it's a cumbersome, taxing task to do it? I did not realize wanting to be smart and safe not only was such a hassle, but also allows people to treat you as they please.

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Monikabug 9

Thank you #22. Could not have said it any better!

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Shae84 0

14- please wear a condom. We don't need any mini-you's running around.

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purplemnm 9

it was joke you failures. and I will have mini-mes running around whenever I damn well please.

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Dwight_A_R_Manag 0

I'd finish into your mouth

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purplemnm 9

what a stupid thing you are

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PottheadSam 0

he should taking it off first and then hit u in the face

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mimi3218 1

hahahah!!!! FYL!!!

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cartius 0

next time right before he finishes grab his balls and squeeze as hard as u can. then be like. "oh u hit me w the condom last time so I thought u were into kinky stuff". lol

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wasted0087 0

Fail! No! That is wrong on so many levels! No! Why would you do that! No! Ouch!

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blaaaaakely 0

lesson learned: don't use a condom.

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aeliz 0

Ummm... yeah, if you want to get STD's. No one wants herpes. Use condoms until both involved are tested.

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visage 0

Come on... let's go bareback. I promise to pull out!

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blaaaaakely 0

hahaha I read that as WEARING 47 condoms won't pre

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blaaaaakely 0

it only sent half. ** won't prevent herpes. LOLZ

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aeliz 0

Not completely, but it's a way safer bet than without. I was more just making a point that condoms are important for people who aren't in a trusting relationship where both people know for sure that they are clean.

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Shade1982 20

Not 100%, but it does lower the risk by a huge margin. So, unless you are a risk-taker, it's better safe than sorry...

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loludeserveit 0

ROFLMFAOQWERTYCOPTER!!!!!}%##<#%#^%]%=|^*}

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theeBeezWaXx 0

never have sex w// someone you dnt fully know. youve had to have seen signs of "asshole" characteristics before sexyy timee.

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Emmmmm55 0

that's discusting DUMP him!!!

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novakman 0

ew your a jusin beober douché bag.,,

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