Kids: Today, I found out I'm actually the uncle of my children. All... - FML

By Liferuinedforever - 14/05/2013 07:13 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, I found out I'm actually the uncle of my children. All four of them. FML

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Welshite 39

Tuesday 14 May 2013 16:16

That's absolutely crushing. I feel for you, OP.

TypoH 7

Tuesday 14 May 2013 16:15

Atleast you're something to them FYL

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HurryUp_and_BUY 6

Wednesday 15 May 2013 3:35

Damn, that terrible. If I were you, I'd start practicing my alibi in the mirror.

AlexiAwesome 10

Wednesday 15 May 2013 3:42

How did that even happen?

nikepatch 5

Wednesday 15 May 2013 4:57

At least you won't have to pay any child support.

ShananaginsLOL 13

Wednesday 15 May 2013 5:08

Someone better call Maury

inanotherworld 8

Wednesday 15 May 2013 5:10

That makes me so sad. The betrayal.... so much for so long :(

Geary519 20

Wednesday 15 May 2013 5:14

only one thing to do, get your brothers wife prego!

onesarcasticdik 8

Wednesday 15 May 2013 5:18

That really sucks

Llama_Face89 33

Wednesday 15 May 2013 6:01

I can't begin to imagine the wholesale slaughter of OP's self esteem...

Attica 20

Wednesday 15 May 2013 8:15

Oh my God... I am so, so sorry. What an awful betrayal. I hope you feel the same way before you did about your kids, or you come to do so after you've had some time to process this -- they are YOUR kids, as you've raised them and they know you as their dad, and nothing can ever change that (even your wife/girlfriend and family's cruelty) or break the emotional bond you've formed. Good luck, OP.

onorexveritas 23

Wednesday 15 May 2013 11:18

sorry man, that really sucks

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