By Anonymous - 31/01/2011 17:35 - United States

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Today, my fiancé ended our engagement, saying he wanted to have "one last quickie" for the road. He saw nothing wrong with that. FML
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Mirorbo 26

I'll never understand why men expect sex after dumping their girlfriend. Isn't the breakup painful enough without letting it be obvious you only loved her for the sex?

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UpsidedownKayak 9

It is better to find out before you get married than after. That sucks for you, OP, but you are better off this way.

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UpsidedownKayak 9

It is better to find out before you get married than after. That sucks for you, OP, but you are better off this way.

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McMan 23

I can't find it. Are you saying this "saying "that" he" or do you mean "quickie" because that's correct in that context. Honestly I don't see the typo unless a mod was just that quick...

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5t3ff1k4h 44

4- I am amused at the fact your post is entirely misspelled, though. ;)

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McMan 23

O.O Don't tell Sirin she overlooked something or she'll eat your vowels.

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UpsidedownKayak 9

I have never eaten vowels before, but they look delicious. How are they Sirin? Do you have any left to share?

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ZeeBest86 6

I'll lEt sOmEOnE ElsE cOrrEct thE typO woot..I'm actually proud of myself!

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LoveandGwar 1

So did ya do it? :D JK Sorry 'bout the breakup OP.

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Mirorbo 26

I'll never understand why men expect sex after dumping their girlfriend. Isn't the breakup painful enough without letting it be obvious you only loved her for the sex?

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5t3ff1k4h 44

See, it's logical to females. Males think with the other head, typically.

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Mirorbo 26

Fuhohohoho!~ Darling, do you just inadvertently call me a woman?

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Your comment made me think you were one since you understood that expecting sex after breaking up is not normal. :P My bad! It's not common to find a man who doesn't expect sex at such a time, at least in my experience.

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Mirorbo 26

I'm just one of few men who think with my brain rather than my...well, you get the picture!~

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boopityboppity 11

I'd like to think that there are more than just "a few."

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5t3ff1k4h 44

I'd like to think that too, but experience tells me otherwise.

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talb1 7

Steff it's more common then you know. You just have to find the right guy.

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AkeemKN 1

typical stereotypical morons that put males at the focal point of wrong doing. here's a memo, not all men are like that. there's plenty of foolish women out there equally.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

@ all - Yep, and I've found mine. I'm just saying for the most part I haven't seen men like that. Also - I realize women are like that too. Calm down, dude.

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AzKoldAzICE 3

well at least she knows she is a good ****..

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SrakaSrakasta 20

WHat the hell is wrong with you. Just because a person breaks up with you it doesn't mean they only used you for sex. Maybe they just got tired of your bitching.

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prettylittledevi 0

well if you did it... then there would be something wrong with that

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Doortje 29

What an ass. I hope you told him to go **** himself. Literally.

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