Better out than in

By flying13 - 03/11/2010 07:27 - United States

Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML
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rottentomatoes 7

haha, strangers who make you feel awkward are awesome.

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pooper19 3

sweet music from the toothless jaws of love

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Einstein714 0

yea, it's not like he farted in your face. also known as a butt burp lmao

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fakeaccountX 6

If I'd known it would offend you so much I wouldn't have came and farted. Then again, yeah, I would have anyway. Sorry.

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Reminds me of the time i farted in court, i tried to make it a SBD instead it was a 10 on the richter scale. needless to say everyone knew that "it happened"

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mandy_Reeves 0

seriously, maybe you are on one of those hidden camera shows now! Like Candid Camera or something.

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imright24 0

That's nothing but funny.

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JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0

People can be so rude! ...Reminds me of my dad, FML. T_T

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noahmcdonald17 0

i thought it was hilarious. not rude... it's not a worthy fml unless it was a really raunchy one

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rottentomatoes 7

haha, strangers who make you feel awkward are awesome.

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pooper19 3

sweet music from the toothless jaws of love

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EpicPear 0

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DocBastard 38

That guy is my hero. You should have gotten his number.

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Schizomaniac 24

If your child suddenly disappears within the next few days, you'll know why.

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knibbsy 4

Why? Because the child went to join the randomly-farting circus?

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DocBastard 38

Trust me, my little girl can fart with the best of them. *sniff* She makes me so proud...

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DeathHead 0

EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!! U should be happy he shared.

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cowboyj98 0

That sounds like something a comedian would do. There was probabily a hidden camera to catch your reaction. RUDE but FUNNY AS HE'LL !!!!!

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DocBastard 38

Cowboy Joe - your iPhone auto-correct sabotaged you.

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