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By Anonymous - 05/01/2013 00:56 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband reacted by going out and smoking weed, then getting completely shitfaced, and having his buddies drag his nearly-comatose carcass back home from a strip club. FML
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Lioness8197 18

You really picked a winner:) Good luck and congrats!

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10showgirl 16

I wouldn't be too happy if my husband went to a strip club or smoked weed. That should have died down before y'all got married. He probably won't stop just because a baby is on the way. I hope I'm wrong though... Congrats

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EMLM 3

You picked some lovely caring guy there

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eash 10

Maybe he doesn't want to be a father?

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20Pekoe20 5

he was just excited.

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Yuuuuuuuutttt 8

is there any chance you aren't spawning another one of him? a doctor maybe?

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Arlisshsr 9

woohoo fatherhood! lets get ****** up!

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derpina72 23

Step 1) Lift your foot. Step 2) Shove it up his ass.

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alex_gen 38

YDI. You knew his personality and married him anyway.

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bgbailey 7

maybe he wanted one last hurrah. get it out his system before you ruin his life with a kid.

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