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By Anonymous - 05/01/2013 00:56 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband reacted by going out and smoking weed, then getting completely shitfaced, and having his buddies drag his nearly-comatose carcass back home from a strip club. FML
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Lioness8197 18

You really picked a winner:) Good luck and congrats!

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cynically 19

Hope he straightens up when the baby comes! Good luck, mom-to-be!

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Shippou 10

The shit hit the fan with this guy when he heard that... hope it's out his system.

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Justmeedotcom77 3

He lost his man badge that night, OP. He should have celebrated with you and did something romantic.

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hilde43 5

Sounds like a really great husband he was just letting off some steam

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charvisioku 22

If that's just him letting off steam I would hate to see what he'd be like if he ever felt like getting revenge on her for anything.

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saraha_b 5

I watched my colleagues husband do that he is single and refuses to see his kids

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imaghostbusteryo 1

And that's a sign that you probably shouldn't be having a baby.

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woolymittens 11

Congratulations! Your husband acted like a complete nob, but hopefully he'll be much better once the little one comes. :)

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johnny_derp 3

your husband sounds like an immature idiot.

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