By Anonymous - 05/01/2013 00:56 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband reacted by going out and smoking weed, then getting completely shitfaced, and having his buddies drag his nearly-comatose carcass back home from a strip club. FML
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Lioness8197 18

You really picked a winner:) Good luck and congrats!

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charvisioku 22

See, until you said "strip club" I kind of understood his reaction (although it's still shitty; he's not the one who has to carry that baby for 9 months so he has no more excuse to go crazy like that than the mother would have)... what the hell is he going to a strip club for when he's supposed to be married to you? I hope that behaviour was out of character and that he grows the **** up now he's gotten whatever that was out of his system.

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LONERANGER44 11

He's just doing what he won't be able to do anymore once that baby comes.

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phatdaddy62 23

That was because he had a vasectomy five years ago!

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srbuckley322 10

Looks like you chose a keeper. Congrats on the baby though!

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Crzysht96 3

He could have left and never came back! Be excited that he's looking forward to your new born! Congratulations!!

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kezzamumma 3

**** that, you poor girl. I would abort mission and divorce :(

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JayFoShizzle 4

That's one hell of a way to celebrate..

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constant1downer 1

You say joking weed like he's a devil worshiper going to a church for god.

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charvisioku 22

No she didn't.. weed isn't demonized so much in the Netherlands, quit being so sensitive dude.

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dutchy12 1

Just the smartest thing to do sometimes with news like that. To bad op can't drink or smoke for 9 months now..

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