By Anonymous - 16/09/2012 15:32 - United States - Acton

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Today, I found out I'm pregnant. Yesterday, I finally came to my senses and started using birth control. FML
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gc327072 30

And you didn't have sense enough to use ANYTHING up until now? YDI.

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MrElephant 5

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xNephilim 18

That's just as dumb as using the whole "kids in Africa don't have anything to eat, so eat your cabbage!" crap. Other people's circumstances don't have ANYTHING to do with your own. As it seems, OP is in no situation, nor does she want, to have kids and even though it's entirely her fault for being stupid (along with the baby daddy, as it takes two to tango and two to use birth control), it doesn't take from the fact that this might very well ruin the life she's dreamt about having. Some people not being able to have kids doesn't mean her problem is any less... Real.

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angel_of_death55 7

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littlesister67 0

I agree. The best part is watching them go through all the changes. Infant to baby, baby to toddler, etc.

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drkate25 30

Yeah babies are awesome when you're mature and financially stable. For all we know, OP is about to be featured on "16 & Pregnant"

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Voldy_fml 16

Actually, 32, watching them go through changes is sad, and even painful. Unless you're playing Sims. Then it's awesome.

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mrnuleef 7

I have a PLANNED 9 month old and I still remember his birth like it was yesterday. And now he's crawling and teething. :,( They really do grow up so fast! Make the best of it OP or find someone who will

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drkate25 30

Reminds me of the line from Juno-- This is one doodle that can't be undid, home-skillet.

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Missusluv313 9

Damn, this comment didn't get thumbed down?! Wtf. I would've thought the dogs would have come out since you mentioned abortion. People will vote down a comment for something being spelled wrong. I'm shocked!

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outoftown 26

#201 - It (38) did by the time I saw it. So I will restate it: "Or abortion."

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TheMathMajor 26

I don't know why people are thumbing it down anyway. I know it's controversial, but it's legal and definitely an option.

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greeneye_fml 12

Oh shut the hell up. god has nothing to do with spawning.

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s810s_waitin 1

God has nothing to do with this, mainly because he doesn't exist.

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streetriots 9

YDI. I do feel bad for the kid you're going to have. At least for the next 9 months you won't have to pay for birth control.

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lexieloumommy2 6

I knew someone who was pregnant, broke up with the daddy, got a new boyfriend. They had unprotected sex. She went to find out the gender and was only like 6 weeks along. She had a miscarriage without knowing it and got pregnant again. Also, having babies unplanned is my ideal, but it's. Not the end of the world. You love em!

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saidoh_fml 26

148- looks like your autocorrect betrayed you towards the end. But no worries I get what you mean, even if others may thumb you down.

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r_bruce69 19

Lol. Too true. And the irony too...

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laden_swallow09 34

33- Mmmmm, testify! If only that sentiment were able to be enforced…

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winnerme123 8

Don't forget ugly. We want a beautiful world!

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CookieKidrauhl 0

Well...good luck :)

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neurodoc 1

Not to worry - Go to RadioShack and get a flux capacitor. Dial it to three weeks ago and start over. Einstein will be proud!

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Azula272 14

No glove, no love. Or If you like it then you better put a NuvaRing on it! Oh oh oh! Too late now.

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