Today I found out I made a mistake at work that may cause me... - FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2021 20:31 - United States - Clarksville

Today I found out I made a mistake at work that may cause me to lose my job.. FML

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Thursday 19 August 2021 10:00

Depending of the gravity of the mistake, that can be understandable.

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Thursday 19 August 2021 10:00

Depending of the gravity of the mistake, that can be understandable.

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