Work: Today, I found out I've been incorrectly sorting thousands of...

By MSURebel70 - 16/07/2010 23:48 - United States

Today, I found out I've been incorrectly sorting thousands of papers for the past two weeks. My boss wanted them sorted by date, but the co-worker who instructed me said to sort them into alphabetical order just to watch me fail. FML

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Dumbass

By SpookyBiscuits - 27/12/2016 16:27

Today, my boss wants to sort people in his contact list by last name, so I showed him how to switch the sorting from first to last. He tried to correct it by writing the first name in the last name spot and vise versa. Now he wants me to go through and change them all back. All 200+ of them. FML

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Get to work

By You must be joking - 03/07/2018 20:30

Today, my boss told me to sort and file all the paperwork he'd been randomly shoving into boxes since 2010. Apparently we're being audited, so he expects me to do eight years of filing in two weeks. There's enough paper to fully stock a large public library. Two weeks my ass. FML

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By fucked five ways to friday - 03/01/2013 23:36 - United States - Stayton

Today, someone sent my boss a CD full of documents for an upcoming trial. It's my job to sort through the evidence, so he gave it to me. I looked on the CD. There's only one file; a 1020-page PDF of all the documents we need, and the pages weren't scanned in order. FML

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By KillMePlease - 11/03/2015 20:15 - United States - Hicksville

Today, I was given a new responsibility at the law firm where I work. I'm now in charge of punching holes in every single piece of paper to be found in the office, estimated to be in the hundred-thousands. The reason? I finish my daily clerical work too quickly. FML

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By strongjon60 - 07/02/2012 15:07 - United States

Today, at my internship, I was told we were going to do something fun. I was excited, until I found out that this "fun" thing was labeling 500 folders. FML

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By thx. - 04/08/2016 20:35 - United States - Denver

Today, I told the girl working the scanner that half the documents I was indexing from her were upside down. Now ALL of them are upside down. FML

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Thanks, I guess

By ST3PH - 09/07/2009 19:17 - Canada

Today, my boss requested that I re-organize every file in the office, because she wanted the filing cabinets alphabetized right to left, not left to right. To thank me, she came into my office to give me one uncooked ear of corn. I think my boss has mistaken me for some kind of farm animal. FML

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Great replacement

By Bottom feeder - 08/01/2016 03:41 - Hong Kong - Ngau Tau Kok

Today, my boss dropped a highly important and dense report on my desk that had to be finished by the end of the day. After the initial panic attack and hours of scrupulous work, I finished. She then asked me to pick up the revised copy, where my name was replaced with hers. FML

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Playgirl

By Abcporn - 25/09/2013 23:22 - United States - Portland

Today, I went to work at my job as a secretary. I had been given the task to file my boss's collection of Playboy magazines alphabetically by name of the centerfold. There was one for every month from the years of 1980 until now. FML

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Get out

By F.U. QFN - 28/03/2021 00:29

Today, I was given my marching orders because I corrected my supervisor on something he was actually doing wrong. It seems I deserve this for "not learning to obey my immediate superiors." FML

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Mirorbo 26

Saturday 17 July 2010 9:26

And there's nothing you can do about it. Even if you speak up, darling, it's a classic case of their word against yours.

hobozrule 4

Saturday 17 July 2010 9:20

lol kick his butt

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gummibloo 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 10:41

kick his ass dude don't let sum lil bitch mess your shit up tell your boss as well so u don't get shit

demonolish 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 10:41

or both kick his A$$ then KILL him

jadeling 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 11:19

YDI for not listening to your BOSS and listening to your coworker. Baaaaaaad OP. :[

perdix 29

Saturday 17 July 2010 14:03

Did you know that if you say "Green bears" slowly and repeatedly in a mirror, it sounds just like "gullible?" Typically, it takes about 350 times and slowing down your speech to about 8 words per minute. Try it -- it is SO worth it. Tell the co-worker that the boss wants him to go find some "ID 10T bolts" or a "bolt stretcher." Classic sabotage.

nabo4u 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 15:42

ydi for having a loser job.

hedgehogs 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 15:58

Your boss needs to know what happened.

lilmsflynn 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 17:42

oh well start a rumor your coworker fancies your boss , before to long it will be impossible for them to remain working there without feeling uncomfortable. same sex even better .