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By 11321 - 22/04/2009 05:24 - United States

Today, I went on somewhat of a blind date. The date was OK until he tried to spoon feed me. This didn't go over so well. Later, I noticed a strange looking brief case he was carrying. I asked him what it was and he whipped out 5 yoyos and did a yoyo show in the middle of the restaurant. FML

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By goodeyesight - 11/10/2012 14:02 - Brazil - Sào Paulo

Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2023 20:00 - United States - Houston

Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 04:59 - United States - West Covina

Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML

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By severedface - 22/05/2011 05:35 - Canada

Today, I went on a blind date. When I got there, I found out that the guy was a ventriloquist and was going to use his puppet to talk to me. FML

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By ElodieUNU - 12/07/2013 19:33 - France

Today, I went on a blind date. The guy greeted me with a "What's up, bitch?", which I wrote off as him just being really laid-back. By dessert, he'd asked me if my boobs are real, then when we finished, asked how many more dates it'd take before I put out. So much for that. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Mount Laurel

Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. My date took one look at me and said pityingly, "Stuffed your bra, didn't ya? Seriously, why even bother?" The douche then started trying to lecture me on "false advertising". FML

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By Krissy - 12/10/2024 14:00 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML

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By LoveSucks - 18/05/2019 21:54

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML

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By Tiffosaur - 04/01/2013 06:12 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2010 01:10 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML

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Ami8919 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 12:22

Hey, he's obviously good with his fingers. Don't write him off too quick.

Get_Naykid 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 12:17

At least he was talented. Did he get your number? He could be of good use.

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Beckers 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 12:12

Bummer. Bit of a weirdo aye

nolasaints 0

Tuesday 30 March 2010 1:35

can you say gau

nolasaints 0

Tuesday 30 March 2010 1:37

gay***^

phippsy95 2

Saturday 12 May 2012 12:35

It would seem you can't

Get_Naykid 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 12:17

At least he was talented. Did he get your number? He could be of good use.

TehGirreth 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 17:24

Why are you complaining? He sounds like a badass.

Ami8919 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 12:22

Hey, he's obviously good with his fingers. Don't write him off too quick.

jondivey 9

Monday 14 March 2011 18:30

indeed

Demetra_fml 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 12:24

Kudos to whoever set you two up.

UpYourself 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 15:35

Haha best comment ever

watanidiot 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 12:26

hahaha #3

_John_ 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 12:29

This guy sounds legendary! Lol!

Pepperolls 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 12:29

Lol what's so FYL about that.. I would be amazed.

Jonesy666 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 12:36

Yo-Yos are cool OKAY

mutant_zebra 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 12:37

hahaha, that would have been hilarious to watch.

masseyguy911 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 12:40

That sucks. At least he has some talent though And #3 lol that makes perfect sense!

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