By lawoman27 - 01/07/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
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untoldfame 3

your dad is a vindictive champ. everytime your mom calls your name, she has to think of the other woman. maybe you should go by your middle name?

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LesYeuxDeDario 0

And you, in fact, are the daughter of the man with whom she was cheating

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elfuzzo 0

Everyone under the age of 19 should be banned from the internet.

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alex_vik 0

I'm 15 and I agree with you.

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SuperSpore 0

Why? Not all people under 19 are complete idiots and immature in their behavior. I've seen a lot of people over 19 that are less mature than people that are a lot younger. So, there is no reason for that.

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LeCielNousAide 7

i'm 18 and i'm a lot more mature than a lot of the older people on the site

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DanaM 0

Me too. I found out when I was 16. I haven't really thought very differently of the name, though, because my mom likes it.

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kirby1026 0

Sucks. I would die if that happened to me. my parents have never told me her real name but I think it starts with an R so i'm safe cause mine starts with a K. :) you could wait, save up money, and change it.

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verymelinda 0

Thats why men are not allowed to name children...

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theflamezbegin 0

Men SHOULD name children. My mother named me after the Star Trek: Voyager captain. It can't get any worse than that.

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starflake 3

I'm named Charlotte, my dad named me after the Iron Maiden song, "Charlotte the harlot".. ******* great, my dad names me after a prostitute!

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theflamezbegin 0

oh wow... that's worse than captain kathryn janeway.

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lastminuteperm 0

Well what are you supposed to do? It's not that bad. Face it and get over it.

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