By air - 13/07/2009 09:17 - United States

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Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML
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Ami8919 0

YDI for not using proper contraception!! No sympathy!!

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hatcher 0

pulling out doesn't work. I guess sex-ed in Utah still doesn't work either.

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cubananglgurl 0

all of the scolding and throwing around the statistics and shit how about just use protection and save yourself the headache?

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happycloud_fml 0

It's called a condom or birth control, girl.

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quintus5446 0

I wish that 90% of all these self-righteous ***** (applicable to both sexes) parents had pulled out. I mean, sweet baby jesus, a kid ****** up, that's all. Her life very truly might be F'ed in the A, so leave her the **** alone and go blog about how miserable your own lives are. ****.

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hilhal 0

206 please please please don't tell me you agree with murder! abortions are just that. by 14 weeks a baby can taste and has eyes by six weeks a babys heart beats. look up pictures and tell me you agree with abortion. it is very wrong

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LaceyCakes 0

you totally deserve it lol

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ss_super_sad 0

That never would have happened if you were in the kitchen making him a sammich.

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ninja517 0

ever heard of abstinence??

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daymare 0

Oh good lord, YDI. This, folks, is where "abstinence only" and it's closely related friend "birth control is evil" gets us-Unwanted children and unnecessary abortions. Safe sex is smart sex, and prevents you from ruining the rest of your life. Wrap it up kids! (or, I highly recommend Nuvaring!)

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nemohazADDlama 0

condoms are only 86 % effective if it doesn't snap. a condom only protects 50% of the time from an STD. CONDOMS DONT GIVE 100% PROTECTION!!!!!! so for all the people saying condoms always work. they don't all the time. also is it bad as a thirteen year old girl to know this much about condoms???? just wondering

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tigerpeach05 0

Actually condoms work 98% of the time against pregnancy if used correctly and continuously. However, most first time users, for about the first year, condoms only work 86% of the time because they don't use them correctly. http://www.condomman.com/articles/condom-use/condom-facts-and-statistics/

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C4R0L1N3 0

Sorry nemohazADDlama, but condoms protect 96-98 percent of the time, when used correctly. While that isn't perfect, it's pretty good. They're 86% effective if they aren't used correctly. Pulling out is even less effective, because of pre-cum. Love, a thirteen year old girl that (actually) knows something about condoms

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ilovetitties 0

Precum is actually more fertile than jizzzzzzzz

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