By air - 13/07/2009 09:17 - United States

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Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML
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Ami8919 0

YDI for not using proper contraception!! No sympathy!!

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hatcher 0

pulling out doesn't work. I guess sex-ed in Utah still doesn't work either.

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imnotrosie 0

For those of you who say you cannot get pregnant from "precum", it is absolutly possible if the female is ovulating.

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trooper14 0

uhm condoms?...might be a big word for you though cuz obviously you arent the sharpest spoon in the knife drawer

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zaooza 0

LOL on number353 but anywhoo yeah you might wanna rethink how much you trust your bf...

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Smiley_70 22

Stupid girl. Protect yourself and ensure that you don't have unwanted pregnancy. There is enough education around now to prepare you for having sex and the consequences.

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irunintodoorways 0

Well you're not using protection, dumbass.

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sparxva 12

At least he didn't deny it was his. It sounds like he was just trying to be funny--and failing.

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Sokai_fml 0

Pull-out method. Does NOT work. God, wtf is so hard about buying a couple of condoms? I can't say YDI but I have little sympathy.

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checkthisout 0

one word TWAT i mean seriously what dya expect. him to pull out right when it gets good

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Triplefool 0

To all you championing condoms and denouncing the pull-out method, stop deluding yourselves. Condoms make sex way less fun. Everyone knows it but nobody wants to admit it.

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Lefty_Guns 16

If you want contraception, then condoms are more effective than pulling out. If you want contraception that doesn't compromise fun, then the pill is better because it doesn't require pulling out. If you're not bothered about contraception then you don't have to worry about pulling out. How is the pull-out method effective at *anything*?

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