By air - 13/07/2009 09:17 - United States

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Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 673
You deserved it 89 255

Same thing different taste

Top comments

YDI for not using proper contraception!! No sympathy!!

hatcher 0

pulling out doesn't work. I guess sex-ed in Utah still doesn't work either.

Comments

afallingstar 22

ydi totally for not using birth control or condoms... you cannot rely on a guy to pull out

Pulling out is NOT birth control, no matter how you look at it.

You're an idiot. You are having sex. Sex is to reproduce. Everytime you have sex, whether or not you use any protection, you need to accept the fact you can get pregnant. You and the person you have sex with are responsible. Stop being stupid and take responsibility. Asshole.

I could guess that the OP was not FMLing about being pregnant, what she is trying to convey is that she is dating a dudes dude who wasn't holding up his end of the bargain. In hindsight, when the two decided that the pull out method would be fine for them he probably agreed to do the pulling out, obviously she should have assumed the role of the puller, not the pullee. And to everybody who cares about grammar on FML, get a ******* life, after working nine to fivers most people are done spell checking and as long as the meaning gets across don't worry about it. On that note, while your so busy grading every ones posts, please don't forget to ascertain what it is some one is FMLing about in the very first place.

YDI pull out is not an effective birth control. I hope you learn from this lesson and use proper birth control after your baby's born. Good luck to ya

ydi for bein stupid and thinkin pullin out works. retard

daaanielle14 0

this method is dumb in the first place if you didnt want to get pregnant then dont have sex or try it in the butt or something, dont be stupid.

Which is why you need birth control & a boyfriend who's smart enough to pull out fast enough & even with that, there's still a risk. Good luck with the baby...