By anon. - 17/01/2012 23:41 - United States

Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML
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UsEumYong 4

Let him find out if you don't get your way, you yell "RAPE!" until you do.

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ThecomingofTan 9

I always knew the boy who cries out penis existed.

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rogue2888 4

Wow. Was he dropped on his head at birth?

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GoW_Chick 14

Just take him to chuckie cheese already so he'll shut up OP, then he'll be so worn out he will sleep on the car ride home... You need to take away your boyfriends man card, he doesn't deserve it.

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ejjamael 5

you should watch 500 days of summer, then you will understand

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DasHaas 9

Either ditch him, or the next him he does it, whip out a really huge *****, sigh, and say "fine. bend over then." Or do both.

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LordOfLincoln 6

At least he has a sense of humour! Beat him at his own game.

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ladyLALAA 28

Grab his penis real hard and show him who's boss, what a child.

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KiddNYC1O 20

"This is mine, this is where my babies come from." Family Guy reference.

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ladyLALAA 28

Winning! She pretty much rapes him on that episode if I remember correctly..

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dansco 24

You should shout out, small penis when he does it again!

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mrphantomhive 0

That's when u yell "******"

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Nitrozoid 5

Does it work? Uf it does I will shout it all the time.

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