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By Ignored - 13/07/2011 06:47 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML

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By cek4uytp - 25/06/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML

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By Forgotten - 09/08/2010 14:38 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML

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By juli - 24/07/2010 17:47 - Taiwan

Today, while I was driving my 27 year old boyfriend 8 hours to a Pokémon event, he realized he didn't bring his DS with him. He cried about it. FML

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By skidoosh - 14/07/2011 01:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 2 1/2 years still refuses to memorize my phone number or remember my birthday because he says there is a limited amount of space in his brain and he does not want to push any important information out. FML

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Thanks, babe

By Anonymous - 14/12/2020 17:58 - Canada - Moncton

Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML

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By thanksjerk - 11/08/2009 05:01 - Canada

Today, I was talking with my friend-turned boyfriend and cutely told him that I could no longer remember all the things that he used to do that bothered me. He told me he could remember every one of mine and listed them all off for me. FML

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You deserved it 41 456

By ihatepokemon - 22/07/2013 22:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got angry because I laughed when he asked me if he should retire from being a Pokemon Trainer. He was serious. He's also 21. FML

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You deserved it 11 832

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By you can't remember? - 24/04/2023 12:00

Today, I found a notebook labeled "IMPORTANT INFO" in my boyfriend's nightstand. Looking in, I saw he'd written down a bunch of information about me, like my birthday and things I like. When I asked, he said, "I'm forgetful and didn't want to accidentally be a dick." FML

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You deserved it 1 732

By BirthdayGirl - 02/03/2010 08:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided that lunch with his guys was more important than spending time with me. This is the second year in a row that he has cancelled on me. How do I remember the date so well? It's my birthday. FML

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You deserved it 5 476

By EmberLove - 17/01/2013 14:06 - United States

Today, my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend got into a fight about when my birthday is. They were both wrong. FML

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iLove2LoveU 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 16:01

not his fault pokeman is awesome

marinus_fml 19

Wednesday 13 July 2011 16:01

He's just dedicated.

Comments

Deminosaurus 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 17:00

pokemon is awesome :D

Senior29 8

Wednesday 13 July 2011 17:01

save ur bday in his pokedex

lol0wnee 5

Wednesday 13 July 2011 17:02

it's ash jr.

burgerburger 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 17:02

that's talent

bassoonist527 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 17:06

I'm sorry, Pokémon is cooler than you.

professorR6 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 17:06

It's ok. I can't remember your birthday either.

Kryson53 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 17:12

good for him!

anothersuicide 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 17:15

uhhh pokemon's ******* awesome

JJdaBAMF 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 17:23

birthdays are completely pointless, how egotistical are you that you have to have people remember it, "oh look at mr I was gods gift to earth today so give me a gift!" like seriously, be happy that he is dedicated and can do it at all, more like FHL because he's with a selfish bitch.