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By Ignored - 13/07/2011 06:47 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML

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By cek4uytp - 25/06/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML

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By Forgotten - 09/08/2010 14:38 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML

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By juli - 24/07/2010 17:47 - Taiwan

Today, while I was driving my 27 year old boyfriend 8 hours to a Pokémon event, he realized he didn't bring his DS with him. He cried about it. FML

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By skidoosh - 14/07/2011 01:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 2 1/2 years still refuses to memorize my phone number or remember my birthday because he says there is a limited amount of space in his brain and he does not want to push any important information out. FML

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Thanks, babe

By Anonymous - 14/12/2020 17:58 - Canada - Moncton

Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML

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By thanksjerk - 11/08/2009 05:01 - Canada

Today, I was talking with my friend-turned boyfriend and cutely told him that I could no longer remember all the things that he used to do that bothered me. He told me he could remember every one of mine and listed them all off for me. FML

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You deserved it 41 456

By ihatepokemon - 22/07/2013 22:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got angry because I laughed when he asked me if he should retire from being a Pokemon Trainer. He was serious. He's also 21. FML

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By you can't remember? - 24/04/2023 12:00

Today, I found a notebook labeled "IMPORTANT INFO" in my boyfriend's nightstand. Looking in, I saw he'd written down a bunch of information about me, like my birthday and things I like. When I asked, he said, "I'm forgetful and didn't want to accidentally be a dick." FML

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You deserved it 1 732

By BirthdayGirl - 02/03/2010 08:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided that lunch with his guys was more important than spending time with me. This is the second year in a row that he has cancelled on me. How do I remember the date so well? It's my birthday. FML

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You deserved it 5 476

By EmberLove - 17/01/2013 14:06 - United States

Today, my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend got into a fight about when my birthday is. They were both wrong. FML

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iLove2LoveU 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 16:01

not his fault pokeman is awesome

marinus_fml 19

Wednesday 13 July 2011 16:01

He's just dedicated.

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MuseIsMyLife1 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 18:19

Pokemon is ******* awesome!:D

coltsrock37 15

Wednesday 13 July 2011 18:35

then he is no honest bf

JohnnyPhantom 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 18:37

well hold on. can he name only the 151 poke'mon from the 90's? or the current 500+?

showmeyourears 19

Wednesday 13 July 2011 18:38

I wish I could name every Pokemon. Honestly I'm jealous that you even know someone who can.

cumverg 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 18:42

Ay gurl, lemme Zapdos pants off of you

MrJacobButt 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 18:45

maybe he memorized them before you guys started dating! duh. pokemon is so legit.

mahomie97 7

Wednesday 13 July 2011 18:46

I bet he's Asian!!

noahb16 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 18:46

I would remember your b-day:) I hate pokemon haha

leprechaun23 15

Wednesday 13 July 2011 18:48

it's ok if it's only the originals

ospeltz 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 18:47

good man

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