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By Ignored - 13/07/2011 06:47 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML

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By cek4uytp - 25/06/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML

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By Forgotten - 09/08/2010 14:38 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 260

You deserved it 28 638

By juli - 24/07/2010 17:47 - Taiwan

Today, while I was driving my 27 year old boyfriend 8 hours to a Pokémon event, he realized he didn't bring his DS with him. He cried about it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 242

You deserved it 20 969

By skidoosh - 14/07/2011 01:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 2 1/2 years still refuses to memorize my phone number or remember my birthday because he says there is a limited amount of space in his brain and he does not want to push any important information out. FML

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You deserved it 6 814

Thanks, babe

By Anonymous - 14/12/2020 17:58 - Canada - Moncton

Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML

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You deserved it 123

By thanksjerk - 11/08/2009 05:01 - Canada

Today, I was talking with my friend-turned boyfriend and cutely told him that I could no longer remember all the things that he used to do that bothered me. He told me he could remember every one of mine and listed them all off for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 000

You deserved it 41 456

By ihatepokemon - 22/07/2013 22:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got angry because I laughed when he asked me if he should retire from being a Pokemon Trainer. He was serious. He's also 21. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 822

You deserved it 11 832

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By you can't remember? - 24/04/2023 12:00

Today, I found a notebook labeled "IMPORTANT INFO" in my boyfriend's nightstand. Looking in, I saw he'd written down a bunch of information about me, like my birthday and things I like. When I asked, he said, "I'm forgetful and didn't want to accidentally be a dick." FML

I agree, your life sucks 179

You deserved it 1 732

By BirthdayGirl - 02/03/2010 08:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided that lunch with his guys was more important than spending time with me. This is the second year in a row that he has cancelled on me. How do I remember the date so well? It's my birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 306

You deserved it 5 476

By EmberLove - 17/01/2013 14:06 - United States

Today, my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend got into a fight about when my birthday is. They were both wrong. FML

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You deserved it 5 643

iLove2LoveU 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 16:01

not his fault pokeman is awesome

marinus_fml 19

Wednesday 13 July 2011 16:01

He's just dedicated.

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OrgasmicBunnies 9

Wednesday 13 July 2011 16:24

Cosplay as a pokemon or character. that will get his attention, or make you look like a creep in his view.

BeautyOfGrace 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 16:30

At least he remembered your name, pikachu.

seraphxchild 3

Wednesday 13 July 2011 16:32

how is this an FML? i'll take him if you can't appreciate him

bklyn 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 16:40

damn lol

remy2390 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 16:37

hey what if he has a chance to win 10 billion dollars by knowing all the Pokemon? I bet you wouldn't be complaining then would you?

supaguchi 5

Wednesday 13 July 2011 16:39

he is a pokemon scientist or master

Whelve 7

Wednesday 13 July 2011 16:44

What can I say? Gotta catch 'em all!

some1azn 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 16:49

He's a keeper. What if a random guy came up to you guys and asked you to name every Pokemon for a $10,000,000 prize?

fckdupzf 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 23:35

tht's stupid! where do u live? in a candy land I suppose

SwaggerMelon 6

Wednesday 13 July 2011 16:49

I want to squirtle in your jugglypuff.

Whelve 7

Wednesday 13 July 2011 17:21

You mean 'Jigglypuff'?

cumverg 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 18:46

I want to get a Pikachu

2DMax 11

Thursday 14 July 2011 17:10

no, he meant jugglypiff

FallenAngel132 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 16:50

I LOVE pokemon lol but it's still sad he can't remember ur birthday lol

apcfan009 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 16:53

i'd say you should congratulate him. There's almost 600 now, it is quite an accomplishment

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Thanks, babe

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