Intimacy: Today, I found out my boyfriend of 5 years has been cheating...

By raaquel - 25/01/2011 06:10 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend of 5 years has been cheating on me with a Realtor. The same Realtor who helped me sell my condo so I could move in with my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 026

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Same thing different taste

By shandrith - 03/07/2009 14:16 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is cheating on me, with the same guy I was cheating on him with. FML

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You deserved it 253 078

Mixing it up

By Kayleigh - 16/03/2021 21:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 349

You deserved it 102

By housepoor - 07/07/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I met with my realtor to close on a house for my boyfriend and me. While waiting for my boyfriend, I got a text message from him saying he was breaking up with me. I had already signed the papers on our house. Now I'm responsible for a mortgage that I can only afford with his help. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 770

You deserved it 14 219

Lemon law

By Jennij717 - 11/08/2022 10:00

Today, I moved several states to start a life with my boyfriend. It would've been nice to know he was cheating before buying a house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 124

You deserved it 197

Snoop

By Anonymous - 28/09/2019 20:00

Today, I went through my boyfriend’s emails and found out that he cheated on me the day before he asked me to move in with him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 823

You deserved it 342

Ripped off

By Anonymous - 07/10/2020 02:02 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I rented a house for 5 years with my girlfriend, only to find out she is the actual owner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 561

You deserved it 248

Mind-boggling logistics

By Anika - 23/06/2021 18:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. He married someone, and got another girl pregnant. We were together for 8 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 197

You deserved it 141

That's kinda handy!

By Anonymous - 25/10/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I found out that we were cheating on each other with the same person. FML

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You deserved it 3 403

The Phoebe Technique

By Anonymous - 28/02/2021 02:01

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of five years has been cheating on me with other women from all the hickeys and scratch marks he has. But to top it off, he's slowly been moving out for months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 215

You deserved it 247

All over the place

By unluckyinlove - 05/09/2021 00:31 - Australia - Ridgehaven

Today, I found out my boyfriend of 5 years cheated on me and now has a 4 year old, and as he’s told me, we should get married. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 127

You deserved it 94

bobkim302 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 11:51

Talk about full service. Sucks!

padlarf 14

Tuesday 25 January 2011 12:13

why would you write realtor with a capital letter

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wonderful_wendy 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 5:38

hope she gets fired asap!

losanimal 2

Wednesday 26 January 2011 11:58

hats off to tha boyfriend lol

Bearfire 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 13:30

I hope you find a dude that will treat you the way you deserve cos after 5 years that sucks balls

nerdsgetmehot 22

Wednesday 26 January 2011 17:17

Please tell me that he's now your EX-boyfriend. Sorry, OP! But I think it's time to dump that cheating loser.

dansco 24

Thursday 27 January 2011 6:46

Dump him now!

knightrider2993 7

Thursday 27 January 2011 21:55

I think she must be having that "librarian" look on her...

lokoloko 0

Friday 28 January 2011 19:25

threesome?

micealaaa 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 18:38

and what is her name and the companys name.put it out for all to see

Feklfekl2222 32

Sunday 22 May 2011 13:07

is a realtor an estate agent ???

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