Love: Today, I found out my boyfriend sleeps on a Princess Leia pillow....

By Anonymous - 05/02/2013 22:59 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I found out my boyfriend sleeps on a Princess Leia pillow. He's 22. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 11:11 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 17:23 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I woke up to a disappointed boyfriend. He told me he spent an hour last night farting on my pillow to see if I would wake up with pink-eye. He's 23 years-old. FML

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By cherrycokeee - 06/02/2010 18:29 - France

Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2010 12:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my boyfriend keeps a gun under his pillow. This was only after my friends and I surprised him with his birthday cake while he was sleeping. FML

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By iwearsilkgownstoeatwaffles - 12/08/2013 14:30 - United States - Mabank

Today, my 26-year-old boyfriend came to my apartment to spend the night for the first time. He brought a "blankie" that he insisted was the only thing that could help him sleep. That "blankie" was his ex-girlfriend's silk nightgown. FML

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By D Flower - 18/09/2021 13:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making the bed, at 2 AM. And he wasn't so much making the bed as he was holding a pillow while lost in thought, looking at me. FML

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By holdengurl18 - 21/06/2011 04:46 - China

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML

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By Sad_Happy_Gorl - 15/11/2018 22:00

Today, my boyfriend finally answered my Snapchats. He was laying on a bed with purple pillows and sheets. His are gray. FML

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By asdfghjkl_12 - 25/02/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 05:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML

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rein 8

Wednesday 6 February 2013 9:00

May the force be with him.

bornaunicorn 12

Wednesday 6 February 2013 9:03

... I'm 24 and also have a Star Wars pillow with R2D2 and C3P0 on it... This is a bad thing?

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Kiyaralovestolol 14

Wednesday 6 February 2013 9:52

It's a pillow. Now if it was a doll, different story. Chill out.

23Z9TZO 18

Wednesday 6 February 2013 10:01

What's the problem?

Hurrikhan 12

Wednesday 6 February 2013 10:03

At least he sleeps...

misspennycakes 7

Wednesday 6 February 2013 10:26

Evil never sleeps

ophel1a 7

Wednesday 6 February 2013 13:29

lmao, this sounds so ominous.

Acik91 26

Wednesday 6 February 2013 10:08

Come on, it's Princess Leia. I would get such a pillow myself.

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 6 February 2013 10:19

If it was a throwback pillow, even cooler!(: Don't worry, one day that pillow will be replaced by your boobies.

misspennycakes 7

Wednesday 6 February 2013 10:24

So? I honestly don't see how this is an fml. Maybe **** your life because your a whiny bitch?

cmac86 23

Wednesday 6 February 2013 10:31

as long as she's not frenching Luke I don't see the problem here.

fwongraven 10

Wednesday 6 February 2013 10:31

So ******* what?

gracehi 31

Wednesday 6 February 2013 10:33

When my boyfriend and I first started dating, I told him that I would gladly wear the Princess Leia "slave" outfit for him. He totally "greeked" out.

Steve95401 49

Wednesday 6 February 2013 14:02

When your boyfriend "greeked out", did he join a fraternity, then travel to Athens to eat gyros and souvlaki and wash it down with ouzo?

Satoaoi 13

Wednesday 6 February 2013 10:41

I wish I had a Pikachu pillow I could sleep on. guess how old I am lol

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