Love: Today, I found out my boyfriend sleeps on a Princess Leia pillow.... - FML

By Anonymous - 05/02/2013 22:59 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I found out my boyfriend sleeps on a Princess Leia pillow. He's 22. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 11:11 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 17:23 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I woke up to a disappointed boyfriend. He told me he spent an hour last night farting on my pillow to see if I would wake up with pink-eye. He's 23 years-old. FML

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By cherrycokeee - 06/02/2010 18:29 - France

Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2010 12:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my boyfriend keeps a gun under his pillow. This was only after my friends and I surprised him with his birthday cake while he was sleeping. FML

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Good night

By iwearsilkgownstoeatwaffles - 12/08/2013 14:30 - United States - Mabank

Today, my 26-year-old boyfriend came to my apartment to spend the night for the first time. He brought a "blankie" that he insisted was the only thing that could help him sleep. That "blankie" was his ex-girlfriend's silk nightgown. FML

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Serial killer vibes

By D Flower - 18/09/2021 13:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making the bed, at 2 AM. And he wasn't so much making the bed as he was holding a pillow while lost in thought, looking at me. FML

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By holdengurl18 - 21/06/2011 04:46 - China

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML

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By Sad_Happy_Gorl - 15/11/2018 22:00

Today, my boyfriend finally answered my Snapchats. He was laying on a bed with purple pillows and sheets. His are gray. FML

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By asdfghjkl_12 - 25/02/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML

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Stuck in the past

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 05:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML

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rein 8

Wednesday 6 February 2013 9:00

May the force be with him.

bornaunicorn 12

Wednesday 6 February 2013 9:03

... I'm 24 and also have a Star Wars pillow with R2D2 and C3P0 on it... This is a bad thing?

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perdix 29

Wednesday 6 February 2013 13:49

Is this a life-size body pillow? If so, he may be cheating on you.

andyyroxx 20

Wednesday 6 February 2013 14:18

No, it's a Canadian children's TV show. Seriously.

brad42013 3

Wednesday 6 February 2013 14:26

I sleep on a pokemon pillow? There's nothing wrong with loving your childhood

TheSuperWog 2

Wednesday 6 February 2013 14:29

good on him!

hullingergr 7

Wednesday 6 February 2013 14:41

That is so bad ass! How is that bad?

Wolfhowl85 3

Wednesday 6 February 2013 14:47

YDI, seriously if this makes you say FML over something so petty you need to get your priorities in check. You need a dose of serious bad karma to realize a pillow is just a pillow & you shouldn't fret over something so drama-less.

LH_FIRE_22 12

Sunday 5 March 2017 11:27

I fail to see the issue here

xxUnknown 19

Thursday 8 June 2017 14:33

Lol nerdy boys are cute

Rene Vargas III 9

Thursday 8 March 2018 18:32

And? Star Wars is ageless !!!

Nico711 17

Thursday 27 December 2018 23:35

Screw that who tf cares

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