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By ohdearyme - 09/01/2015 12:06 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2011 16:18 - United States

Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML

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By Username - 11/01/2011 09:45

Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML

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By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 05:05 - Canada

Today, the guy I've been dating texted me to say he joined an online dating site. He must have thought I was the best person to share this information with. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 09:12 - United States

Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML

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By outoflove - 30/06/2014 21:06 - United States - Rockport

Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML

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By f*** - 06/03/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML

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By Maddie - 20/06/2011 20:05 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My food. 2) My sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2021 10:31 - Iran, Islamic Republic of - Pishgaman

Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML

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You deserved it 143

By thatonegirl.SBS. - 29/09/2012 05:38 - United States - El Cajon

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been seeing another girl behind my back. The kicker is that he told her I was his lazy sister and had just moved in. FML

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pooldude 24

Friday 9 January 2015 18:43

Soooooo... is he switching sisters?

teamnikster 9

Friday 9 January 2015 19:01

If he was on the site prior to their relationship and forgot, that's also reasonable.

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anabanana101 15

Friday 9 January 2015 22:41

Oh ouch

G00N3R 19

Friday 9 January 2015 23:47

The curb is calling

cheetah1991 3

Saturday 10 January 2015 0:03

Ooooooooooooooops

ohSNAPyall 26

Saturday 10 January 2015 0:19

Why is your boyfriend taking compatibility tests on a dating website?

PoLLynomchik 11

Saturday 10 January 2015 0:29

well..close enough

joeblow6969 5

Saturday 10 January 2015 0:46

Well you cant stand in the way of true love. Pass that mister to your sister.

rabbitstew45 4

Saturday 10 January 2015 2:19

That's good if you're twins?

limabeans101029 20

Saturday 10 January 2015 21:57

You do know that twins are two separate people with their own individual personalities and lives, right?

UnxForgiven 5

Saturday 10 January 2015 2:59

Dang it. Sorry, you really don't deserve it. Mistakes happen.

shfs2010 4

Saturday 10 January 2015 3:34

What were you doing looking on a dating web site?

MRSwick2525 23

Sunday 11 January 2015 23:02

Holy crap, read the entire post please. OP's sister has the dating site account and the site matched the sister and Op's boyfriend. For ***** sake learn to read.

greengreengreen 13

Saturday 10 January 2015 4:48

Same happened to me

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Today, I was jogging in the neighborhood. My new neighbor who lives three houses down clotheslines me and shouts, "You're the reason my wife won't have sex with me!" He then kicked me in the stomach and walked inside. Now I'm scared to leave my house. FML

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Today, my neighbor asked me to check in on his pet. When I went into his house, I couldn't find any animals. I searched all over, and finally gave up and called him. I asked him what type of pet he had. His response? "My pet rock, Stubby." That's right, I just spent some time looking for a rock. FML

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Today, two teen girls got into a shouting match at the table next to mine at the food court. Sensing a fight brewing, I got up to leave. I stood up just in time for one of the girls to throw her tray, which missed her target and hit me in the head. FML

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Today, I found out I'm starting to get varicose veins, typical in older people who don't move enough. I'm 34 and I get 9 hours of exercise a week. FML

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Today, I was just about to get in the shower, when I heard a loud crunch. I thought to myself, boy the neighbours next door must be doing some heavy construction. Two seconds after that thought, my brother knocked on the door to inform me that the neighbours tree had just fallen on my car. FML

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Today, I got fired. By my father. He wants me to drive him to work tomorrow. FML

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Today, I went to visit a suburb that was named after my family. Within five minutes of walking around I was mugged and then beat up. My family name has certainly done well for itself. FML

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