Money: Today, I found out my cousin had moved to Texas. I would have...

By Reasondon - 13/12/2010 08:29 - United States

Today, I found out my cousin had moved to Texas. I would have been okay with it, were it not for the fact that not only did I loan him $3,500, but I was supposed to go with him too. FML

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You deserved it 4 400

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By Lexxxiii - 26/03/2021 11:01

Today, my friend informed me that I’m not moving in with him anymore that his sister is taking my place. Unfortunately, I'd finally gathered the money and a car to move out of state with him. Just when I thought I was going to get away from this hellhole, I’m sinking further into never leaving. FML

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By danielle887 - 07/07/2011 05:53 - United States

Today, I decided to pay a surprise visit to my family after I got some work leave. I drove over and knocked on the door, and a young couple answered. Apparently, my entire family decided to move to Texas, and didn't bother to tell me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2024 21:00 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I realized my cousin is an asshole. A cousin that I was close to who got engaged. I was excited to be part of her wedding day, since she was a big part of mine. Months later, on Instagram, she was sharing reels from her bachelorette party. When I asked her why she didn't invite me, she said she forgot. FML

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By LadyGagasLOVER - 08/08/2010 08:49 - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend is moving to Arkansas, and my girlfriend is going with him. FML

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Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2020 02:02

Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML

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By Ohshucks! - 20/07/2010 19:01 - United States

Today, I helped my fiancé pack up and head to Texas for a business trip. I'm not only going to miss him, but I'll also miss my car keys that I accidentally left in his car. I drive for a living. FML

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By mook05 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of six months is not actually on vacation with her cousin but is moving in with her fiancé. FML

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By Akestarr - 02/12/2013 13:28 - United States - Georgetown

Today, I found out that my dad paid for my sister's friend's airplane ticket so she could attend my sister's wedding. I would have been there myself, but I couldn't afford the airplane ticket. FML

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Monday 13 December 2010 16:15

Never loan money to family that you can't afford to give away. That stinks. sounds like a Judge Judy moment.

DahkLohd 4

Monday 13 December 2010 16:33

OP, your money problems are over. AVADA KEDAVRA! That should teach the rest of you to say "would HAVE," not "would OF."

Comments

leolove79 0

Monday 13 December 2010 18:56

ydi nor a borrower or lender be ... something like that

mufkin 0

Monday 13 December 2010 19:01

iawtc.

fearfulsymmetry 1

Monday 13 December 2010 19:10

OP, I'm giving you a YDI because you lack any basic grammar knowledge. And YDI for wanting to go to Texas.

mintcar 9

Monday 13 December 2010 19:35

Would've** Would've** Would've** Sheesh. There is no such thing as " would of " OP! Would ******* have. Anyways, yes your life sucks.

kristi_nisbett 0

Monday 13 December 2010 19:55

ydi because u trusted someone and lent money that u couldnt afford to lose. your fault. sucks that they obviously didnt want u to go with them tho. you must be annoying. hahahaha

Duckelf 0

Monday 13 December 2010 21:04

Get your money back now.

zenythfox 0

Monday 13 December 2010 21:06

ydi for wanting to move to Texas fag.

Levvy 22

Monday 13 December 2010 21:50

Maybe they left you behind because you know most of your vocabulary purely phonetically.

Sparx1_1 16

Monday 13 December 2010 22:26

Today you also found out your cousins are douche-bags and you should probably be grateful they left you behind. If you'd gone how much more of your money would they have taken?