Miscellaneous: Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested... - FML

By nodad - 11/10/2011 04:52 - United States

Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2023 10:00

Today, I caught my dad stealing my money again, after I'd warned him he was on his last chance. I threw him out, since he’s been sleeping rough on my sofa. He reported me to the authorities for "elder abuse" and showed them fresh bruises I know the conniving old bastard gave himself. I was handcuffed. FML

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By DreDre - 12/12/2019 03:00

Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2011 06:15 - United States

Today, I saw my dad for the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML

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By fox_at_heart - 30/09/2016 02:21 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I found out my father has been saving money to help me buy my first car. In the same conversation, I found out my mother, unbeknownst to my dad, used nearly all of the money to bail my drunken, deadbeat uncle out of jail for the fourth time a month ago. He's now back in prison. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2021 19:30 - United States

Today, I found out my son's dad stole his unemployment card and took the money. My son was homeless at the time and using his dad's address for mail. FML

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At last!

By thehumanshield - 05/08/2011 08:41 - United States

Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML

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By ahhahaha - 12/08/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, I had to go to the police station to pick up my 42 year-old dad. Why? He was caught stealing candy. FML

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Heist

By Bobo - 11/10/2022 10:00

Today, my father stole the money I'd saved up by working and spent it all gambling. I'd saved it up for a year for a new car. FML

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Anti-Dad

By Mr. Unlucky - 27/05/2018 19:30 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, after suffering a severe brain injury and receiving a large amount of money from the lawsuit for physical and mental rehab, I found out that my dad stole it all and spent it on himself. FML

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Piggy banked

By Rain - 14/11/2016 11:43

Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML

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epicaussie 6

Tuesday 11 October 2011 11:48

I hope for your sake you don't follow in his foot steps. Fyl op :/

ReynshineCutting 10

Tuesday 11 October 2011 16:18

He's not a dick. He has an addiction and needs help. Since it most likely started after being prescribed some for an injury, it's not his fault and he needs therapy. Don't be mad OP. Offer to help him with it.

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aimeesea75 16

Saturday 15 October 2011 20:48

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klunte 4

Tuesday 18 October 2011 1:43

shiiiit :/

ezy05 0

Wednesday 26 October 2011 6:07

Wow smh

hewro_failure 11

Friday 23 March 2012 5:41

Well hopefully your dad goes to rehab that's unfortunate that your dad is hooked and steals because he won't admit he has a problem

buttercup1998 5

Tuesday 19 June 2012 22:52

How did you figure it out?

insomniac8400 13

Tuesday 31 July 2012 4:07

isn't it illegal for cops to do that? entrapment or something?

pcentral 17

Monday 20 August 2012 15:02

I hope your dad gets the help that he obviously needs... :(

LissaMccracken 23

Thursday 20 June 2013 3:11

Haha that happened to me too! FYL indeed

inn0centaphid 19

Tuesday 22 April 2014 23:10

Whoever clicked YDI is an asshole

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