By wormsick - 06/12/2009 09:16 - United States

Today, I found out my diet and exercise plan wasn't nearly as effective when it comes to weight loss as I had originally thought. It turns out what really accounts for all the weight I've been losing is tapeworms. FML
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superstephen4 5

oh dang. well it is the best weight loss program

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Starfire22 5

eeeeewwwwwwww.... well at least you lost weight

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numen 0

Did they had any other bad effects? If not, just keep them till you lose enough weight ;)

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TiniMartini 0

tapeworms can kill you... if an egg passes into a capillary it can go anywhere in your body. brain liver any vital organ. it will feed off of that blood supply which gone undisgnosed would lead to death

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Anthrophobia 2

Weight or health? The fate's in your hands now.

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nickii1927 0

Thats grosss.......................................

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allmidnighteyes 10

My toilet brings all tapeworms to the bowl and they're like, "it's longer than yours. Damn right, it's longer than yours." I can infect you, but I have to charge. My tapeworm is longer than yours.

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Hexefrau 5

My tapeworm brings all the butts to the bowl A dry observation on society...people are lazy and stupid...and shallow. This entire thread proves it. There is something wrong with sad little girls that would rather ingest a frigging worm than take the time to work out and eat healthily. There is something wrong with folks that would encourage someone to ingest a parasite so they look "thin and hot"...and clearly, only one other person on the net understands atherosclerosis. One can be heavier than the recommended BMI and still be fit, just as one can be very slender and be unhealthy. Stupid worm eaters.

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Zoomer117 1

You deffinately need to cook your meat more thoroughly thats how most people get worms by not cooking good enough

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ASA5G 2

well at least you lost wieght

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