By wormsick - 06/12/2009 09:16 - United States

Today, I found out my diet and exercise plan wasn't nearly as effective when it comes to weight loss as I had originally thought. It turns out what really accounts for all the weight I've been losing is tapeworms. FML
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superstephen4 5

oh dang. well it is the best weight loss program

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Lucky_Adi 0

this is one of my fears...

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jessxoxo28 5

oh god... thats disgusting... u better get rid of that thing fast... a lot of women want tape worm cuz it makes weight loss faster but honestly, would u want this nasty thing that grows over 20 ft long in intestines. so yea, get rid of it =S

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KittyGoesMeow 0

Ohhhh God.. That is so awesome and disgusting at the same time.

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lahp 0

whats wrong with them ? they need to live to just eat plenty so you dont get malnourished... they will die eventually and you will be fine... :) let them live, they are helping you and you are helping them.... dont kill unless its to benefit the animal or for FOOD!!!!! :D

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allyrosa 0

You are so unbelievably stupid. Tapeworms do not just eat you nutrients and food, they begin to eat your muscles and move into other areas other than your intestines. They eventually can get into the brain causing, obviously, death. They are a deadly parasite that must be treated immediately. Being stupid doesn't give you the right to spew such nonsense to the OP :/

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latrobairitz 0

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/tapeworm/DS00659/DSECTION=complications Blocked pancreatic ducts, seizures, dementia, organ transplants...sure sounds like "fine" to me. O_o

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Sekococo 0

actually this person will die FYL there was a show on spike tv called 1000 ways to die. And they air with a women who couldnt lose wieght so she did the tape worm diet trick. She lost alot wieght but later on she got sicker and died because the tape worms were eating more then just food they can easily multiply in days, they were also eating anything they could get to basicaly eating her insides and she died weighting about 115 pounds i think.

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KamilleBlack 3

That is ******* disgusting! I saw a tape worm on Tyra and had to change the channel, I was disgusted. I'm sorry that u have one. Be happy that losing weight was the only sign of u having a tape worm. It couldve been worst. GET IT OUT though. Don't make it live full term.

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DeJahVu 0

Get them out quicly. ASAP. But hey, atleast if you croak youll look mighty slim in your hearse.

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LemonStarship 5

At least it's not like that one FML where the guy pulled it like 1 ft out of his anus and couldn't pull it out any farther.

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exoticat22 0

You could down some kerosene. Supposedly it kills the worm. Kerosene is also non-toxic, or so I've heard.

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