By wormsick - 06/12/2009 09:16 - United States

Today, I found out my diet and exercise plan wasn't nearly as effective when it comes to weight loss as I had originally thought. It turns out what really accounts for all the weight I've been losing is tapeworms. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 982
You deserved it 3 153

Same thing different taste

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superstephen4 5

oh dang. well it is the best weight loss program

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LOL tonnes of people eat rare meat and don't get worms!! Just worm yourself

uhh...well atleast you lost the weight n.n;..but FYL...eww

Clutzs 5

someone died from the tape worm diets ate there organs (ya'll did not need to know that) but hey u lost the friggen weight not in a fun way

eachpeach 0

holy hell some of you are retarded. idl the disgusting diet, because it's.. well, disgusting (the same applies for any parasites) and there are MUCH healthier ways to lose weight. the only worms which will spread to your brain are pork and fish tapeworms, and sometimes you can get pork tapeworms from beef. cow tapeworms certainly don't multiply in just /days/. it takes at least a good 2 months before it reaches sexual maturity, and then if you're not so sure about the idea of worms migrating out your ass, you take a dose of praziquantel.

ewwwwwwww that's soooo gross that's pathetic when it comes down to ppl being that desperate and lazy to loaing wait with tape worm...nasty

littlejew 0

meh...at least you'll finally be attractive..

that is really really grose why would you share this.

Oh crap! get them out! you have to shit them out so get them out ASAP

andrealovvve 17

Saw this on 1,000 ways to die lol well you can guess what happened after the tapeworm.... but that is nastyyyy!