Miscellaneous: Today, I found out my family refers to my room as "The Virgin...

By Dexter_39476 - 24/01/2016 05:40 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, I found out my family refers to my room as "The Virgin Cave". FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2013 05:54 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML

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By charlieg9 - 30/08/2013 12:33 - United States - East Meadow

Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML

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By NotALuckyGuy - 07/04/2015 16:19 - United States - Columbus

Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML

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By bubbalicious - 13/08/2009 20:57 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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By Kristopher - 08/03/2010 19:31 - United States

Today, I moved into my aunt's house. She had a little too much fun in the sixties and now tells everyone about her many imagined conquests, including her church minister and several has-been celebrities. As a plus, I discovered she has a habit of wandering around the house in the nude. FML

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By Powerfool - 07/04/2009 10:07 - United States

Today, I saw the blueprints for my family's new house. My room is half the size of the room next to it. The room next to it is my step mom's walk-in closet. FML

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Thanks, Mom

By The Towel Molester - 26/01/2012 14:49 - Australia

Today, my family had dinner with my future in-laws for the first time. After a bottle of wine to herself, my mother loudly insisted that I'm out of her will. Apparently, I "molest towels" and leave them to "fester for days" in my "den of depravity." I'm sure they'll give me their daughter now. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2010 06:20 - United States

Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 18:20 - United States - Fresno

Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML

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By probablyadopted1 - 04/05/2016 16:39 - United States - Houston

Today, my family savagely mocked me to the point of tears, all for using "big", "fancy" words like "accommodations" and "hospitality". FML

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Rich531 21

Sunday 24 January 2016 17:14

And here we see the wild virgin in it's natural habitat

IronMan_Mk43 20

Sunday 24 January 2016 17:22

At least they don't call it "the masturbation station"

Comments

kafka13 9

Sunday 24 January 2016 21:34

don't understand all that fuss about virginity, some people acting like it's some kind of nasty disease they need to get rid off as fast as possible, ridiculous, they should mind their own business and let others decide how to live their life SMH

Soverain 15

Sunday 24 January 2016 21:43

I never understood why there is such a stigma towards being a virgin these days. It's as if you're less of a person if you haven't had sex before.

Guy1009 15

Sunday 24 January 2016 21:52

That's really funny. Sorry though.

sanchitgoyal 27

Sunday 24 January 2016 22:02

I am hearing that for the 1st Time! And I am not quite sure that you are correct!

ZachZach99999 8

Sunday 24 January 2016 22:03

I'd rather it be called the virgin cave instead of the **** cave

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 24 January 2016 22:14

ask them if they prefer the "pregnant with 3 kids from digger fathers" cave

Logical07 16

Monday 25 January 2016 1:33

Exactly.

WOTAN1488 24

Sunday 24 January 2016 22:29

Maybe its time to start planning to fill your cave ;)

9a_1z 12

Sunday 24 January 2016 22:33

Some girls are born without a hymen or one that's basically not there, others have their hymen 'broken' way before having sex for the first time by normal things in their daily lives. But if it is still intact it's usual for it to be torn by penetrative sex, the extent to which it hurts or bleeds can be offset by being aroused and relaxed etc. but it's a normal thing to happen.