Love: Today, I found out my girlfriend doesn't really take flute lessons...

By Anonymous - 23/08/2014 18:16 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I found out my girlfriend doesn't really take flute lessons after all. In related news, every time my best friend supposedly drives her to flute lessons, he's actually taking her to his house for a different kind of activity. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2013 20:07 - France - Sardieu

Today, my girlfriend informed me that our relationship is an open one. This was only after I was told that when she was "stuck in traffic" two days ago, she was actually playing the triple-X version of Twister in my "best friend's" bed. FML

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By thirdwheel - 15/02/2010 18:08 - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2016 13:48 - United States - Schnecksville

Today, I found out that my "girlfriend" is only with me for free transportation. She even has my contact saved as the car emoji. FML

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Make it stop

By ThatLove - 01/08/2023 18:00

Today, my next door neighbor took up playing the flute as a new hobby. Unfortunately, he's very enthusiastic about actually practising it. It's been 3 hours and counting. FML

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Here comes trouble

By Anonymous - 11/11/2023 01:02

Today, I found out that my girlfriend's new friend is actually her "replacement". They met a few months ago, and she's really cool, we share the same interests, it's nice to spend time with her, etc., but my girlfriend planned to break up with me and "trained" her because she doesn't want me to be lonely. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML

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Kinda sus

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that since he's doing a project with a girl in his class and carpooling with her in the morning, she'll be sleeping over at his house. FML

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By poops - 27/01/2010 03:14 - United States

Today, I found out my girlfriend and her best friend compare the dumps they take to common transportation. They comment about it on each others facebook page. My girlfriend's last one was apparently a 'coach bus'. FML

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You deserved it 3 757

Run for the hills

By Anonymous - 06/08/2021 08:00

Today, I realized that my girlfriend and I have no shared hobbies. We used to. She's stopped doing them with me and instead does them with someone else. No worries, he's "just a friend", although she did tell me she has a crush on him. But "nothing's going to happen" because "he doesn't feel the same". FML

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Friends?

By idekwtfigo - 01/05/2022 06:00

Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML

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foxwasalamb 24

Sunday 24 August 2014 0:13

she wasnt lying. skin-flute lessons

MattAttack12 10

Sunday 24 August 2014 0:13

She's been blowing on the wrong type of flute

Comments

RMLrapemylife 14

Sunday 24 August 2014 0:38

I bet he's teaching her the sexophone...

Allycat660 0

Sunday 24 August 2014 0:51

Haha yes

WadeNickerson 16

Sunday 24 August 2014 0:38

Sounds like flute lessons to me

Enslaved 36

Sunday 24 August 2014 0:42

Time to get her to pay the piper and dump her ass!

HarleyQuinn1996 8

Sunday 24 August 2014 2:13

I think she's blowing the piper

iceking53 8

Sunday 24 August 2014 0:55

Why don't you drive her instead if you're friend?

WasabiMars 21

Sunday 24 August 2014 0:58

As if it wasn't obvious enough. Flute lessons? Really? It's not like they were being subtle about it. Dump her OP. You deserve a better relationship. Everyone does.

dannydog 1

Sunday 24 August 2014 1:07

WTF???? Flute lessons??? this is so fuuuuckin fake lol.

moonbootz 7

Sunday 24 August 2014 1:11

your ex-gf is a lace curtain *****

sbarua219 17

Sunday 24 August 2014 1:21

I wonder how you found this out lol

Miss_Whipped 43

Wednesday 27 August 2014 18:40

"So honey, how 'bouts you play me a song on that there flute of yours? It sure is amazing that I haven't heard you yet. Or seen your flute. Hey, wait a gosh darned ol' second. How long have you been playing the flute again?"

classycoop 12

Sunday 24 August 2014 1:25

Why don't you teach him a baseball bat lesson?

swedeNix 13

Sunday 24 August 2014 1:26

Time to let them **** off and get urself some better ppl in ur surrondings, friend:) cheer up tho, the bastards aint worth a single moment of bad emotions:) go celebrate they're out of ur life:)