Transportation: Today, I found out my grandmother has severe road rage after...

By Courtney - 21/07/2011 09:54 - United States

Today, I found out my grandmother has severe road rage after she complained about Pennsylvania drivers for over an hour, then decided to rear end one because he wouldn't get out of her way. FML

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By unwanted - 26/11/2014 18:13 - Canada - Dollard-des-ormeaux

Today, I drove over an hour to my grandma's house for her birthday party. When she answered the door, her eyes went wide and she said angrily "No, not you!" and slammed the door shut in my face. FML

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By kezbabes - 03/05/2014 18:15 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I was driving my grandpa to the store because his car is in the shop. I was well within the speed limit, but he kept yelling at me for "speeding", then accused me of trying to give him a heart attack, and eventually pulled the e-brake, getting us rear-ended. He refuses to apologise. FML

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By karmaaa - 16/10/2014 20:56 - United States - Huxley

Today, I was driving with my grandma and she was going 30 over the speed limit. To slow her down, I said, "Hey look, the police". She slammed on the brakes so hard I hit my head on the dashboard. FML

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By BOOP - 17/02/2012 13:25 - United States

Today, I took my grandmother for a spin in my new car. Apparently, she had no idea that seat-warmers exist and that hers was turned on, because fifteen minutes into the ride she started shouting, "My ass is on fire!" causing me to swerve into a pole. FML

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Road rage

By howannoying - 16/02/2013 06:24 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage". When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML

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Bat out of Hell

By ToxynneFlute - 05/09/2021 16:01 - United States - Battle Creek

Today, my kid threw a fit on our way home, wanting me to stop and call grandma. Why? Because she was convinced I was going to wreck the car, and grandma is a good driver who won't crash. When we got home, she stopped fussing, said, "Thank god, we're home," ran up to grandpa and said, "Mom's a scary driver." She's 3. FML

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Dipstick

By Mato Fox - 16/12/2023 20:00 - Slovakia

Today, I was driving through a crossroad on the main road. A driver from the right got road rage, as I didn't let him go first. He drove past me and started brake-checking me. After that he followed me over whole city to scream and curse at me in front of my flat. I didn't break any the laws. FML

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That's on you

By eldar90 - 25/02/2012 21:38 - Israel

Today, while waiting for my grandmother at the train station, a girl walked out and climbed into my car. When I cleared my throat to tell her of her mistake, she screamed and ran out as if I was a criminal trying to abduct her. FML

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By arw - 25/07/2012 06:10 - United States

Today, I was with my grandma in my new car. She suddenly says, "I've got to pee bad." Without giving me enough time to find a gas station, she blurts out, "Never mind, I just did." FML

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By _whyy_mee - 02/07/2015 18:00 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, my neighbor yelled at me for driving recklessly. I was going 35 mph, and she was stopped in the middle of a road around a blind curve. My "reckless driving" was slamming on the brakes so I wouldn't hit her. FML

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jessyrodgers 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 15:59

that's why cars have horns isn't it?

Bowser6622 5

Thursday 21 July 2011 20:18

Go to England. People drive on the wrong side of the road a lot.

Comments

jewfro311 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 16:57

In in Pittsburgh traffic now /: Florida is nearly as bad.. only because it doesn't have these damn hills! I would know I'm visiting Pittsburgh but in from Florida

mandaboo 8

Thursday 21 July 2011 16:58

Grandmas are great! :)

Person1233 12

Thursday 21 July 2011 16:58

The worst drivers come from the places with the worst roads - look at I-287, the Parkway, and Turnpike. It's no wonder us NJ drivers don't know what to do when a highway system is organized.

xmayne 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 17:03

old people are bad drivers, so are women and most men

worldcupcheer17 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 17:15

New York drivers are the worst, I live in jersey I would know. Pennsylvania drivers are pretty bad too though.

GamerMatt97 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 17:16

tell your grandma it's not grand theft auto

perdix 29

Thursday 21 July 2011 17:18

Righteous indignation != Road rage PA drivers suck and she's on a mission to wipe them out, one moron at a time.

hazumu_fml 8

Thursday 21 July 2011 17:20

who's that riding in the sun Who's the woman with the gas pedal? Who's the woman who hits for fun? Psycho 'ma, Psycho 'ma, Psycho 'ma

Elphieba 4

Thursday 21 July 2011 17:21

No no no asians are horrible drivers, but i guess everyone is sometimes

ImInABox 6

Thursday 21 July 2011 17:31

I love your grandma. Can I borrow her and her car for a road trip? I don't want damages done to my car, but ya know, is she has no problem doing it to her own... She probably wouldn't even mind a bunch of homeless guys having an orgy in it. (Fail Reference)