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By fatteningmeup - 26/05/2011 14:24 - United States

Today, I found out my mom intentionally puts extra butter and oil in the food she cooks for me because she wants me to be fatter than her. FML

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By mynameislor - 09/02/2010 14:26 - Canada

Today, my mum was saying she needs to gain weight because she was underweight according to her doctor. She then said she's going to eat like me in order to gain more weight. FML

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By Jumja - 15/01/2010 11:37 - Netherlands

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mother has invented a new kind of cake and named it after me: not because it's delicious, but because of the amount of fat in it. FML

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By depressedkiwi - 15/07/2020 08:01

Today, I found out my mother-in-law is trying to force me to lose weight, even though I am trying, and have a medical condition. FML

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By preggo - 04/12/2009 00:02 - United States

Today, I asked my mom if she could include mashed potatoes and gravy with dinner. She then went on to yell at me about my "unhealthy eating habits" and how I've "gained a lot of weight in the past few months". I'm pregnant. FML

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By tardspawn - 05/04/2015 15:38 - United Kingdom - Horsham

Today, my morbidly obese mother gave me an angry lecture at dinner, saying without any trace of irony that my vegetarian diet is "unhealthy and utterly unacceptable". FML

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By furious parent - 03/07/2019 18:00

Today, I caught my mother telling my 11-year-old daughter that if she wants to be happy in life, she needs to start exercising now, because fat can creep up on you, and rich guys never marry fat girls with nice personalities. I was fuming. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2015 15:17 - United States

Today, I found out my mom put breast milk in my cereal until I was 7 years old. FML

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By Missyangel - 31/12/2009 07:39 - United States

Today, my 7 year-old looked at me and stated, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML

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By hungry - 12/02/2009 00:06 - United States

Today, my mom asked me if I had an eating problem because I've been eating less. I only started eating less because she told me I ate too much. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2013 19:01 - Australia - Perth

Today, I found out why my daughter eats so many sugary baked goods. According to her, when you bake things, all the sugar and calories are "released" and so you can't gain weight from it. It seems I raised a moron. FML

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meanmeli 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 18:59

lmfao that's messed up

saintdalman 4

Thursday 26 May 2011 19:00

Time to start cooking your own meals!

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WueritaLoka13 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 6:04

lol that's effed up what else is there to be aware of lol

ohxdamnxkay02 12

Sunday 29 May 2011 21:17

thats good parenting lmfao -___-

daydrmr777 0

Monday 30 May 2011 11:24

You should call child services! Unless you're of age. In that case, you should move out or cook your own food.

cobraohm 0

Monday 30 May 2011 16:21

I dont understand why some people have children

Icee209 3

Monday 30 May 2011 20:35

Lol did it work??? Lol

ShadowTheDumbass 10

Wednesday 1 June 2011 1:05

Maybe you should try putting a little extra POISON IN HER MEALS!!!!!!! >:D

relam 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 9:44

what an effing bitch! spike her next beverage with laxatives! lol

FAYUL12345100 3

Thursday 2 June 2011 15:36

If you are old enough to cook your own food, I really don't think you can complain that much about how she prepares your food.

Lemycakes 4

Monday 6 June 2011 4:49

yikes 0.o

Jojo0114 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 0:03

that ****** up, what a spiteful bitch

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