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By scarred - 22/10/2009 12:30 - France

Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML

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By OhGreat - 30/04/2011 20:30 - United States

Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML

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Art critic

By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 00:02 - United States

Today, my mom went snooping through my art bin to "clean out my old drawings". She found numerous nude pieces and accused me of selling porn. My mom mistook and threw out 57 anatomy practice sketches that I worked very very hard on, and ripped up the remainder of my drawings. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 22:13 - Denmark

Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML

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By artclasstrauma - 15/05/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, in my art class we had to paint a nude portrait of a fat, old woman. About halfway through the piece, and while painting her fat rolls, I realized she was the only person other than myself I had ever seen naked. FML

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By Christopher Tobler - 26/04/2019 20:00 - United States - New York

Today, I found out that my mom paints, and that I was artistically represented in a painting, as Satan, in a painting made shortly after I told her that I was an atheist. FML

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By f_n_fail - 06/12/2016 21:31 - United States

Today, I got a note from my son's kindergarten teacher. During free time yesterday, he told her, "Mommy was stripping". I was indeed stripping. Paint that is. FML

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Lose-lose

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 04:00

Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML

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By Imretarded - 24/05/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML

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Soooooo cute

By Anonymous - 21/12/2015 14:56 - United States - Seattle

Today, I learned that my girlfriend takes creepshots of me sleeping, and my mom likes them on her Instagram. FML

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ogloc 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 20:10

That's hot.

Leon_S_Kennedy 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 20:11

awkward

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HateLife66 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 1:13

Make sure to get the details right, and make sure not to add wrinkles or else she'll reveal your baby pictures!

ncbb14 13

Saturday 9 June 2012 18:24

Sweet

xXcookieX 0

Tuesday 26 June 2012 22:13

Awk...

PhishloverA 14

Tuesday 9 October 2012 14:08

This is where you shun her claiming not to know her. If I were you I'd just change my schedule

toxic_walrus 15

Sunday 2 March 2014 7:25

So? It's an art class. Not a porno.

Butwhymeagain 12

Monday 17 March 2014 4:37

Hope you finally got the picture>_>

juanschwartz 18

Sunday 20 April 2014 18:16

OHHHHH

zuvi9 21

Monday 7 September 2015 20:50

All these people saying "MILF" don't seem to realize that life drawing is a huge part of art.

daffyduck16 25

Tuesday 20 October 2015 22:31

Your mom could have at least talked to you about it first.

firerouck 8

Friday 10 March 2017 17:17

Are you an art major?

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