Miscellaneous: Today, it was my grandfather's burial. As the family was about...

By kthx - 22/10/2009 12:26 - Canada

Today, it was my grandfather's burial. As the family was about to leave, a great aunt came up to my skinny, tall and pretty cousin and told her, "Stay beautiful and kind." Then, she walked to me and said, "And you, Stay kind." FML

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By AnnaMarie. - 28/02/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, I was standing in the parking lot with my sister, after my aunt's funeral, when my grandma walks up and says to my sister, "You're the one going places in life, I'm proud to have you as a grand daughter." She then looked at me, and walked away. FML

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Nice timing

By whitneyy - 03/08/2009 12:04 - Australia

Today, I went to my grandfather's funeral. As I stood there, bawling my eyes out, my aunt came over and put her arm around me. She leaned her head close to mine. I assumed she was going to say something comforting. Instead she asked where I'd bought my shoes from. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2016 01:46 - United States

Today, my aunt's last words to me were, "Don't be an idiot". FML

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By al0406 - 22/03/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, I was at lunch with my grandpa and my sister. My grandpa looks over at my sister and says, "Wow. You're so beautiful." Right after, he turns to me and says, "And you have a nice coat." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2014 12:16 - Australia

Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML

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Small talk

By livvlynette - 27/02/2010 10:15 - Australia

Today, I went to a family funeral. Talking to my grandfather, trying to chitchat, he said, "You're gaining weight, aren't you?" FML

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Gatekeeping grief

By Anonymous - 21/12/2021 07:59

Today, after my cousin recently died, my aunt basically told me that I shouldn't be sad, because we fought. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2014 18:25 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML

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By fatty - 09/06/2009 08:39 - Germany

Today, I met my cousin after two years. She got really tall and skinny, like a model. I joked saying, "You've grown and gotten slim, and I've stayed the same and have gotten fat." I expected some sort of disagreement. Instead, she looked me up and down, frowned, and gave me a long, sympathetic hug. FML

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By sadgirl - 10/06/2013 18:14 - United States - Conway

Today, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML

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dacho 7

Thursday 22 October 2009 16:20

Your grandpa dies, and you're FMLing about how your greataunt thinks your cousin is prettier than you? Wow... Just... wow.

Chowi_fml 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 16:13

I would've slapped her. That's just not nice.

Comments

123sploosh 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 16:10

diearrr

123sploosh 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 16:23

this was actually an overly enthused "first"

RR05 0

Friday 23 October 2009 12:03

hahaha YDI for being ugly

TrippingOnAcid 29

Thursday 5 February 2015 12:55

Because people can help their genetic attractiveness.

GongButterfly 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 16:10

hahaha burn

Chowi_fml 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 16:13

I would've slapped her. That's just not nice.

Exhumed 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 16:17

tell her to go die

toaster468 0

Monday 29 March 2010 21:48

it's convienient too, they are at a cemetary. lol

blastvortex 3

Thursday 22 October 2009 16:18

YLIA. You're on the wrong site. Oh, and you did slap her, right? (Heh, heh, returning in kind...)

123sploosh 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 16:19

this was actually an overly enthused "first"

jazziness 12

Saturday 27 August 2011 2:55

you said that already

dacho 7

Thursday 22 October 2009 16:20

Your grandpa dies, and you're FMLing about how your greataunt thinks your cousin is prettier than you? Wow... Just... wow.

txgirl09 5

Thursday 22 October 2009 16:39

No kidding.

Gen_Knowledge 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 16:41

Agree. This is just sad.

smaginn 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 15:17

Agreed. I have half a mind just to say YDI for being so self centered. Of course, she was mean, but your grandfather just died!! She's probably upset.

Imranaziz 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 16:35

slapped great aunt? seriously? learn lesson kids. this is life. no one will always pamper ur bratty egoes. grow the fuc up. aunt was honest

AdviceDog 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 16:40

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Thursday 22 October 2009 16:42

there's nothing plastic surgery can't fix..... but seriously YDI ur grandfather jus died and all u care about is people's opinions about you, you life must be completely effed up