Intimacy: Today, I found out my mother has enough toys to open a sex shop....

By Lois - 09/02/2013 12:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I found out my mother has enough toys to open a sex shop. FML

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By Can't Unsee - 25/08/2018 22:00

Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2014 17:55 - United States

Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML

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By swtkiss1 - 18/02/2009 22:26 - United States

Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML

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By Ab - 10/02/2009 01:50 - United States

Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2016 01:40 - United States - Walnut

Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML

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By Florida_1827 - 28/01/2011 10:54 - United States

Today, I received the 'special' present my mother had sent me for my 21st birthday. I opened the box and saw that my mother had picked out, accessorized and shipped to me, in college, a doll. FML

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By RubyRed213 - 30/05/2018 05:00

Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML

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By tracy4191 - 18/09/2016 05:21 - United States - Ponchatoula

Today, I found out my mom sleeps in my room when I'm at college during the week. I discovered this my bumping into her dildo with my foot. FML

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By Animal - 24/02/2011 19:14 - Canada

Today, my mom was snooping around my room, and found the unopened box of glow in the dark condoms I bought myself year ago. She laughed and said, "No takers yet, eh?" FML

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By V - 09/02/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, I visited my 78 year old grandmother. She thanked me for visiting and gave me a magazine before I left telling me I might find something I like in there. When I got home I looked at the magazine only to realize it's full of dildos and sextoys. FML

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Pleonasm 35

Saturday 9 February 2013 16:07

DilD'oh! Must suck to bead you right now, finding out about your mom's lube-- I mean lewd activities.

perdix 29

Saturday 9 February 2013 16:11

It's always great to go into business doing you something you love. Thorough product testing ensures a great customer experience. If it happens to be ****** and anal beads, so be it!

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Guitargod446 11

Tuesday 12 February 2013 8:15

Times like this when you turn to ebay

Blaklu 3

Wednesday 13 February 2013 1:03

lol . FML

ultra_notorious 26

Sunday 17 February 2013 16:51

well at least you shouldn't have to buy your own, you can borrow hers

ThisGuysSkills 5

Wednesday 27 February 2013 13:29

That's nice.....

PureEvil666 3

Monday 11 March 2013 23:56

Everyone their own interests, I guess.

Cristian89 29

Saturday 30 August 2014 11:40

Sounds like your mom is having lots of fun ;)

shannon2348 14

Friday 24 January 2020 17:10

And??? How does this gave any affect on your life? And how did you find out? Snooping,? ydi

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