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By y0uw1shy0ukn3wm3 - 09/10/2009 05:48 - United States

Today, I was refereeing a kid's soccer game, and noticed that on the field next to me was a referee I hated working with. I told the other referee I was working with that he was the laziest and most dumbass referee I had ever worked with. She then slapped me, and told me that it was her grandpa. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2013 17:21 - United States - Latrobe

Today, while refereeing a soccer game, I was accused of being racist, blind, and a fascist by spectators. The game was played by a group of third graders. FML

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By booste - 18/10/2009 04:06 - Canada

Today, I was written up because my manager heard me insulting a customer. How did I insult her? I called her grandma. Who did I say this to? My grandma. FML

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Riot!

By gmnesbitt - 07/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, it was my first time as a hockey referee, for a game played by 7-year-olds. At one point, a little boy tripped another boy. Doing my job, I gave him 2 minutes in the penalty box. After the game, I was attacked by a mob of parents. I was even given an optometrist's business card. FML

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Foot, meet mouth

By Anonymous - 20/01/2016 02:51 - United States - Mission

Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, I was coaching a little league soccer game. I was telling one of my players to go cover another kid. I said "go cover the little yellow kid!" because he happened to be wearing a yellow shirt. He also happened to be Asian. I then got death stares from his family members. FML

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Can't win

By Anonymous - 17/03/2019 20:00

Today, my supervisor told me off for doing something. When I reminded her that she told me to do it, she yelled at me for correcting her. FML

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By lady_jeni - 09/07/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has alzheimers and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

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Little shit

By LadyJ - 21/03/2012 00:23 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I had to tell a parent about her son kicking a boy in his class. She blamed me for not watching him. I wasn't watching him because I was turned around to care for another boy he had hit right before that. FML

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Mom! No!

By Mnnn - 18/07/2023 18:00

Today, I angrily scolded one of my employees for making an avoidable mistake for the third time. Unfortunately, my mother decided to pay me a surprise visit, and arrived mid-rant. She chewed me out for being mean and made me apologize. Now everyone at work calls me "mama's boy" and nobody takes me seriously. FML

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By sadgirl - 10/06/2013 18:14 - United States - Conway

Today, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML

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Friday 9 October 2009 13:18

YDI for talkin shit

Jarheadhorn 0

Friday 9 October 2009 12:41

YDI keep your mouth shut

Comments

Chidge 0

Friday 9 October 2009 12:37

hahaha YDI

MacOSXpert 7

Friday 9 October 2009 14:02

LOL She Bitch slapped you! Wow..that must make you feel really small, huh?

Reyo 2

Friday 9 October 2009 22:42

And you didn't slap her back? That was YOUR opinion. Stand up for it.

Sun_Kissed18 25

Saturday 10 October 2009 5:01

How does the OP deserve it? Like they were supposed to know who all of her relatives are?

achim_fml 0

Friday 16 October 2009 21:24

slap that b***h back for making a fool of you! how the heck are you supposed to know who her grandfather is?

amazinggbaby 2

Friday 2 April 2010 2:00

Slap her back for taking a stand for her grandfather? you guys are idiots that would never do that in real life.

amadais 1

Wednesday 1 September 2010 17:39

I like waffles

RR05 0

Friday 9 October 2009 12:38

haha that's briliant. your probably right though, old people make terrible referees

Jarheadhorn 0

Friday 9 October 2009 12:41

YDI keep your mouth shut

vapors 0

Friday 9 October 2009 12:44

FYL, And the girl is too uptight, her grandpa probably is a lazy dumbass.

BeeSkwaird 0

Friday 9 October 2009 13:42

I agree. What an arrogant girl.

Ohnothingreally 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 0:08

Agreed.

lolhaha118118 0

Friday 9 October 2009 12:48

haha , funny but still YDI.

hakataka 0

Friday 9 October 2009 12:50

YDI, be carefull with your comments.

evilbrent 0

Friday 9 October 2009 12:53

slap her back and say "Hey, it's not MY fault your grandpa sucks!"

Jimboom 11

Friday 9 October 2009 12:59

Slap the bitch back! It's not your fault her Grandpa is rubbish, slow and old. Or you should have said "Hey, don't go blaming me because you can't handle the truth"

kennythedude 3

Friday 9 October 2009 13:15

Well, you could have kept the comments to yourself. But on the other hand, that girl sounded way too uptight. Yeah, you didn't really deserve it. FYL. :D