By Lois - 09/02/2013 12:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

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Today, I found out my mother has enough toys to open a sex shop. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 757
You deserved it 5 957
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Pleonasm 35

DilD'oh! Must suck to bead you right now, finding out about your mom's lube-- I mean lewd activities.

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perdix 29

It's always great to go into business doing you something you love. Thorough product testing ensures a great customer experience. If it happens to be ****** and anal beads, so be it!

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Coyotay_Yelnats 4

You can be business partners

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Hammer01 8

Too many tea party people commenting.... I'm not sure what the problem is ? Do what if she has her toys????

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griffy14 9

How is that an FML on your life? Maybe an FML for her husband?

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chottu 16

I fail to see how it concerns you. I mean, it's unfortunate that you know something like this about your mother but does it really matter?

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buckdharma 36

She has a whole "island of misfit" toys, but not one damn water pistol that squirts jelly.

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spiritfang11237 16

...we can change that

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lovelyohhmee 8

Like mother like daughter. You'd soon to be following in her foot steps soon, don't knock her.

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