By notgreg - 10/11/2009 15:59 - United States

Today, I found out my neighbor ordered parking tickets for everyone on the block. My car was 4 inches into his driveway, but not obstructing his exit in any way. That didn't stop him from calling in, on a Sunday, at 8 AM, an 88 dollar ticket. He also left a note "Your parking sucks, love, Greg." FML
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perdix 29

Why don't you let him stick his "vehicle" 4 inches into your "driveway" and see if you feel violated?

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mandacakes 0

maybe u shouldnt be parking in HIS driveway at all

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perdix 29

Why don't you let him stick his "vehicle" 4 inches into your "driveway" and see if you feel violated?

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FPsLife 5

I'm posting to give props to a deserving comment that seems to have been ignored.

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kitkatkelly 0

Heh. I don't know a Greg who isn't a dick.

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Kylias 6

People, just do the world a favor. If you're planning to name your child Greg (or Brad... or Angela, for that matter) either read up on new names or get an abortion. The world doesn't need any more, I promise.

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allmidnighteyes 10

The only acceptable baby name for a girl is Shaniqua, and for a guy, it's Optimus Prime

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streetbum87 0

ahhhh. i hate you two ;) my name is brad and my old mans name is greg.

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allmidnighteyes 10

You and your father must be the epitome of douchebaggery. The only douchier thing you could do is wear Ed Hardy.

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streetbum87 0

harsh brah, harsh. thats all i have...plus the ed hardy tattoo that takes up my entire back and chest

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DameGreyWulf 0

Sounds like your neighbour has OCD. Actually, this sounds like a great idea. One of our neighbours keeps inviting people over or some shit and clogging up the road with vehicles. Every day driving down our road is like going through a maze, weaving around the cars and shit, and when someone comes down the opposite way, you have to basically park and sit tight so they can pass through (if they got to a clogged spot first) and THEN you can go through. Assholes.

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boone_fml 0

The streets in front of my old house were like that too. It was hard enough pulling out onto a thin street with a car on the other side. If someone was parked right up against the driveway it was even worse. YDI.

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Trebie 6

My whole friggin neighborhood is like that because for SOME reason, almost NO ONE uses their driveways! They all park in the street! It's ridiculous!

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Roflsauruz 12

98- my entire neighborhood is like this too! AND, to make it all worse, there's someone moving with huge moving trucks, and some sort of road construction going on as well. You can hardly walk or bike down the street, let alone drive...

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youthink_fml 0

So learn to park. If someone else did the same on the other side of his driveway and he scraped your car trying to get out, you'd probably throw a fit. Why do some people think the rules are for everyone but them? 4 inches into his driveway is into his driveway, numbnuts.

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catatonicsleep 17

I wish I could do that, only 3 people on my street park on their drive, even though every house has one that could fit more than 1 car on it. They all park half on the pavement. The street is narrow, if we needed a fire truck or something near the top (its a closed street at one end) it would never get to us because of their stupid cars.

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Richmond24 6

i think i smell a brick through his window "payback for the ticket, love, pissed off neighbor"

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ohJeeznotme 7

YDI for sucking at parking. You wouldn't want some dumbass parked in YOUR driveway so don't do it to him.

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