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By Anonymous - 27/07/2015 12:58 - United States - Newtown Square

Today, I found out my pregnant sister has been watching Teen Mom 2 to find out how to be a good parent. FML

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Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML

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Today, my sister went into a blind rage at me for "upstaging" her by announcing that I'm pregnant, two months after she did the same. My husband and I have been trying for two years. She's in high school and doesn't even know who the father is. FML

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Today, not only did I find out that my 13 year-old daughter is pregnant, I found out that she did it on purpose "to prove that she’s responsible." FML

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By stressedandcrowded - 05/02/2011 16:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my sister is going to spend the last two months of her pregnancy in my house to be with my mother. She's bringing her three wild children with her. The visit also happens to coincide with my end of year examinations in May and June. FML

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Today, I went to the doctor's with my pregnant sister, only to find out she still weighs less than me. FML

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By Jessica - 21/10/2009 18:31 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML

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By pregnant loser apparently - 20/05/2013 04:31 - United States - Franklin

Today, my parents posted on Facebook that they were excited that my sister was pregnant and couldn't wait to be grandparents. Last week I told them that I, a 33-year-old happily married woman, was pregnant and they told me I was ruining my life and encouraged me to have an abortion. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, my sister-in-law had the nerve to hijack my baby shower to announce her pregnancy. It's all the more infuriating because we later found out that she's NOT pregnant, just a fucking attention whore. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2019 12:00 - Australia

Today, I found out via Facebook that my older sister just had another baby, a whole week ago, whose name is my middle name. No one told me. I didn't even know she was pregnant. FML

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NicoleP1993 29

Monday 27 July 2015 18:29

Run as fast as you can to the nearest bookstore and buy her something actually useful. Before your sister thinks parenting is supposed to come with a shitton of drama..

nix1993 41

Monday 27 July 2015 18:30

Sure. "What not to do"

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worldclassrager 39

Monday 27 July 2015 21:18

There is probably something better on to watch...or she could go to a class for parenting as well

arrowgold 19

Monday 27 July 2015 21:23

F the kid's life, but at least she wants to be a good parent, now help point her in the right direction.

apineapple 40

Monday 27 July 2015 21:30

At least she is making an effort. Thats more than some moms can say. But maybe she should try something else.

SouL_WraitH 12

Monday 27 July 2015 21:36

hahaha

wordygirl 11

Monday 27 July 2015 21:38

Your poor sister is a few cards short of a full deck. Those short of a full deck gravitate towards these types of programming, makes perfect sense. Now with her being with child this cycle will continue. Not a whole lot you can do. I hope you don't live in the same house, because that would really bite to have to be a witness to all this sadness.

chris9O 14

Monday 27 July 2015 21:52

Maybe you could be closer with her and guide her through it, being a good loving sibling...? Lol nah she screwed up by watching teen mom to find help ahah. SDI and FYL

logank013 20

Monday 27 July 2015 22:10

Sounds like a quality education...

Badkarma4u 17

Monday 27 July 2015 22:12

Just tell her, "I home ya have fun living in the street with your booooooooyfriieend"

SOILEDIT 51

Monday 27 July 2015 22:16

Well, at least she's in the right mindset. Steer her in the right direction.

LadyLuck93 20

Monday 27 July 2015 22:19

oh wow this generation...

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