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By Anonymous - 27/07/2015 12:58 - United States - Newtown Square

Today, I found out my pregnant sister has been watching Teen Mom 2 to find out how to be a good parent. FML

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Today, I went to the doctor's with my pregnant sister, only to find out she still weighs less than me. FML

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Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML

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By pregnant loser apparently - 20/05/2013 04:31 - United States - Franklin

Today, my parents posted on Facebook that they were excited that my sister was pregnant and couldn't wait to be grandparents. Last week I told them that I, a 33-year-old happily married woman, was pregnant and they told me I was ruining my life and encouraged me to have an abortion. FML

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Today, my sister-in-law had the nerve to hijack my baby shower to announce her pregnancy. It's all the more infuriating because we later found out that she's NOT pregnant, just a fucking attention whore. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2019 12:00 - Australia

Today, I found out via Facebook that my older sister just had another baby, a whole week ago, whose name is my middle name. No one told me. I didn't even know she was pregnant. FML

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NicoleP1993 29

Monday 27 July 2015 18:29

Run as fast as you can to the nearest bookstore and buy her something actually useful. Before your sister thinks parenting is supposed to come with a shitton of drama..

nix1993 41

Monday 27 July 2015 18:30

Sure. "What not to do"

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iAlissa 34

Monday 27 July 2015 20:07

I think it's so stupid how they glorify teenage pregnancy by making it a TV show. No wonder girls are getting knocked up at 16. They think they'll make it to MTV.

pandalover69 26

Monday 27 July 2015 20:28

Actually teen pregnancy went down after that show aired.

Badkarma4u 17

Monday 27 July 2015 22:08

This coment says youve never watched that show.

iAlissa 34

Tuesday 28 July 2015 2:17

Seems it went up where I'm from

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 28 July 2015 5:00

I've seen conflicting reports on teen pregnancy rates.

macen 10

Monday 27 July 2015 20:13

Maybe she's just trying to learn what not to do?

Saraishi 24

Monday 27 July 2015 20:16

Safe to say she didn't get the show's message?

itzjstnx 18

Monday 27 July 2015 20:19

why? .. why... why why... ?

pandalover69 26

Monday 27 July 2015 20:29

Are you sure she's actually trying to learn how to be a good parent? How do you know she's not just watching it to watch it. My pregnant sister in law watches it too but she's watched that crap for years.

daemonsparta 16

Monday 27 July 2015 20:32

she's going to be a worse mom than snooki

captainsmegma 12

Monday 27 July 2015 20:38

I see jail time and raunchy sex tape in your family's future.

kittycatdex 8

Monday 27 July 2015 22:26

wasn't that on TM1?

nikomilewis 8

Monday 27 July 2015 20:54

Oh goodness

TheDevilsDevices 15

Monday 27 July 2015 20:56

How old is said person? I'm guessing a teenager.

frankiemz 10

Monday 27 July 2015 21:04

I am so sorry for your loss.

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