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By SinkyBalls - 30/08/2011 03:56 - Canada

Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML

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Same thing different taste

By anon - 23/03/2011 04:56

Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML

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Grossed out

By Jodi Sanford - 09/10/2021 11:01

Today, I asked my roommate to spit in the toilet instead of the sink so I wouldn't have to touch it. When I rinsed the sink after brushing my teeth, he said, "Why would you touch the sink? It’s gross." FML

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By shittysituation - 05/01/2015 06:27 - United States - Milpitas

Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML

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By youredisgusting - 03/10/2014 07:00 - United States - Merced

Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML

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By anon - 22/05/2015 02:22 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML

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No, you don't

By Anonymous - 19/03/2022 13:00 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I found actual poop inside the washing machine. Gotta love roommates… FML

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By arrrrggggghhhh - 04/03/2009 23:38 - United States

Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML

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Do it yourself, then

By Anonymous - 27/06/2021 20:00

Today, my roommate said that whoever was doing the dishes was doing it wrong. I've been doing the dishes for weeks. So much for being a clean roommate. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2012 15:37 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I found out my roommate spits the mouthwash back into the bottle after he gargles. FML

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By raesos91 - 18/09/2012 11:56 - United States - Houston

Today, I decided to look for the horrid stench coming from my bathroom. It turns out my roommate has been throwing away her used tampons in the "trashcan by the sink." That "trashcan" is my old antique vase. FML

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hotcaligirl 10

Tuesday 30 August 2011 8:36

Could be worse.. At least he's washing it.. :p

tamm0r 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 8:36

It is.

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kindlarry 7

Tuesday 30 August 2011 9:11

If the junk is dusty, bust it!

BogJuan 5

Tuesday 30 August 2011 9:27

I wash my dick in the sink all the time. Who the hell cares.

LoveCali 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 9:30

WTFs Wrong With My Typing...?

icefshng8 9

Tuesday 30 August 2011 18:34

That ^

IndigoAcrylic 9

Tuesday 30 August 2011 9:31

He just wants to keep it clean for you ^-^ Every one likes a clean cucumber to eat.

kronick_fml 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 9:43

At least he is washing it

ItsTheKing 10

Tuesday 30 August 2011 9:47

Why thank you.

ItsTheKing 10

Tuesday 30 August 2011 9:53

^why the hell r my comment scattering all over the wrong comments.

cupcakegirl93 8

Tuesday 30 August 2011 9:49

OP: um whatcha doing there ? :/ Roommate : oh! Just giving jefferey junior a bath. (reference from a FML posted a few days ago) Lol.

captianKool 4

Tuesday 30 August 2011 9:54

Use those fancy machines at the golf course

zoPwNAgEzo 21

Tuesday 30 August 2011 9:54

wait so it's not a place to wash your junk..?

catnip1998 1

Tuesday 30 August 2011 9:58

why was the radio on though

pasha135 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 10:02

I ve done it before it's very convinient place to do it, perfect height and everything.

ultra_notorious 26

Tuesday 30 August 2011 15:22

convenient?

pasha135 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 8:34

well lookie here it's mr i have a college degree... lol jk I have no idea how to spell it.

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