Miscellaneous: Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate...

By SinkyBalls - 30/08/2011 03:56 - Canada

Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML

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Same thing different taste

By anon - 23/03/2011 04:56

Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML

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Grossed out

By Jodi Sanford - 09/10/2021 11:01

Today, I asked my roommate to spit in the toilet instead of the sink so I wouldn't have to touch it. When I rinsed the sink after brushing my teeth, he said, "Why would you touch the sink? It’s gross." FML

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By shittysituation - 05/01/2015 06:27 - United States - Milpitas

Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML

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By youredisgusting - 03/10/2014 07:00 - United States - Merced

Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML

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By anon - 22/05/2015 02:22 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML

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No, you don't

By Anonymous - 19/03/2022 13:00 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I found actual poop inside the washing machine. Gotta love roommates… FML

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By arrrrggggghhhh - 04/03/2009 23:38 - United States

Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML

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Do it yourself, then

By Anonymous - 27/06/2021 20:00

Today, my roommate said that whoever was doing the dishes was doing it wrong. I've been doing the dishes for weeks. So much for being a clean roommate. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2012 15:37 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I found out my roommate spits the mouthwash back into the bottle after he gargles. FML

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By raesos91 - 18/09/2012 11:56 - United States - Houston

Today, I decided to look for the horrid stench coming from my bathroom. It turns out my roommate has been throwing away her used tampons in the "trashcan by the sink." That "trashcan" is my old antique vase. FML

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hotcaligirl 10

Tuesday 30 August 2011 8:36

Could be worse.. At least he's washing it.. :p

tamm0r 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 8:36

It is.

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itsfreakinliv 8

Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:34

Sanitary. Make sure he washes his hands when he's done.

Bigpimpinboomer 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:46

Well atleast you got some knob. Just the wrong one

Igor_g5 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:53

That's what sinks are for.

kgage88 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 1:24

Foul bachelor frog says "Hot date tonight, wash dick in sink" I guess he took it literally.

Brotha_Lou 5

Wednesday 31 August 2011 2:48

Just be happy he's not pissing in it.

99problemz 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 5:10

Isn't it...

fuckkyeaaaalaura 12

Wednesday 31 August 2011 8:06

punch him in the face & then kick him the hell out !

queenb1621 21

Wednesday 31 August 2011 18:33

I think you need a new roommate..

piwikiwi93 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 5:20

Nice choice! And what was GOOD about him?!?!

peytonnicole 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 21:45

Thats gross...

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Today, I was called by my son's school. They said he'd been forging my signature and comments in his reading book. He didn't forge them. I don't know what's worse: my handwriting looking like a 6 year-old's, or being too cowardly to admit it. He has a week of lunch detention, but I still have my dignity. FML

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Today, two weeks after giving my daughter-in-law a severe scolding for forcing my son to do chores and babysit the kids on his days off, I went to visit them and found out that they'd changed the locks, so my key no longer works. FML

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Today, I played a volleyball game at my school. Not only did I miss the winning point, the ball hit my face in the process, which resulted in popping a big fat zit on my nose. FML

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Today, I watched my future son-in-law try and fail to parallel park 8 times before he gave up and started crying. That’s the 4th time he’s cried this weekend. I’m trying so hard to understand why my daughter loves him. He’s an unemployed little crybaby, with a man bun. FML

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Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML

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Today, I had to pay my bus fare in very small change. After carefully counting out coins under the withering glares of a bus-load of people, I quickly slid them into the machine, and somehow ended up jamming it. FML

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Today, I learned that if you sing along with an old Frank Sinatra song, the elderly who hear you will want to talk to you about things you have no idea about, for a very long time. FML

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Today, my favorite necklace fell off at school. Later, I saw another girl wearing it. When I told her it was mine, she accused me of trying to steal it and that it was a gift from her sister. I might have thought she had an identical necklace, except I hand-made mine. FML

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Same thing different taste

Grossed out

No, you don't

Do it yourself, then

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