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By SinkyBalls - 30/08/2011 03:56 - Canada

Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML

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Same thing different taste

By anon - 23/03/2011 04:56

Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML

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Grossed out

By Jodi Sanford - 09/10/2021 11:01

Today, I asked my roommate to spit in the toilet instead of the sink so I wouldn't have to touch it. When I rinsed the sink after brushing my teeth, he said, "Why would you touch the sink? It’s gross." FML

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By shittysituation - 05/01/2015 06:27 - United States - Milpitas

Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML

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By youredisgusting - 03/10/2014 07:00 - United States - Merced

Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML

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By anon - 22/05/2015 02:22 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML

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No, you don't

By Anonymous - 19/03/2022 13:00 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I found actual poop inside the washing machine. Gotta love roommates… FML

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By arrrrggggghhhh - 04/03/2009 23:38 - United States

Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML

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Do it yourself, then

By Anonymous - 27/06/2021 20:00

Today, my roommate said that whoever was doing the dishes was doing it wrong. I've been doing the dishes for weeks. So much for being a clean roommate. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2012 15:37 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I found out my roommate spits the mouthwash back into the bottle after he gargles. FML

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By raesos91 - 18/09/2012 11:56 - United States - Houston

Today, I decided to look for the horrid stench coming from my bathroom. It turns out my roommate has been throwing away her used tampons in the "trashcan by the sink." That "trashcan" is my old antique vase. FML

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hotcaligirl 10

Tuesday 30 August 2011 8:36

Could be worse.. At least he's washing it.. :p

tamm0r 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 8:36

It is.

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swasticop 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 13:48

What a douche

EvilBetcha 5

Tuesday 30 August 2011 13:54

At least you know his junk is clean...?

derekwb 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 14:22

Could be pissing in it!

newjerseyguy 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 14:30

Does that mean he doesn't shower?

sciencekidster1 8

Tuesday 30 August 2011 14:48

That's what bathtubs are for

fromthesuck 8

Tuesday 30 August 2011 15:18

Um... I do the same thing.

ultra_notorious 26

Tuesday 30 August 2011 15:20

sometimes you don't have time to do the whole body thing, i personally prefer to use the sink to piss in when i've had me some drinks!

pooptato 2

Tuesday 30 August 2011 15:25

Very classy. I like to do the same thing.

ikickgingers 15

Tuesday 30 August 2011 15:30

Bathroom sink? Kitchen sink? Hope you have a dishwasher.

Obryn 9

Tuesday 30 August 2011 15:32

At least he's washing his own junk...

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Same thing different taste

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No, you don't

Do it yourself, then

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