Miscellaneous: Today, I found out my sister has a nickname for me due to my...

By morgan_love11 - 05/06/2010 00:07 - United States

Today, I found out my sister has a nickname for me due to my recent breakouts. It's "volcano face". FML

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You deserved it 4 839

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By 5minsolder - 08/02/2011 01:21 - United States

Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML

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You deserved it 3 640

By Anonymous - 14/07/2018 20:30

Today, I was watching my 2-year-old sister in the bathtub. As she was splashing, she stopped, and pointed at the "owie" on my head. I told her it was okay, and that it was just a pimple. She said, "Wow, you have a lot of pimples!" FML

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You deserved it 370

By Anonymous - 25/12/2010 06:20 - United States

Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 952

You deserved it 3 640

By blotchy-girl - 15/07/2009 04:00 - New Zealand

Today, my sister thought it would be funny to spray my face with my new tanning spray, which is only supposed to be used on arms and legs. I woke up and looked in the mirror to see an orange blotchy face staring back at me. My parents can't look at me without laughing. FML

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You deserved it 6 737

By Anonymous - 07/09/2014 15:55 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to find a huge zit directly between my two eyebrows. My friends have started calling me "The North Star." FML

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You deserved it 3 824

By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 18:32 - United Kingdom - Wallasey

Today, my sister tried to convince me to go to a plastic surgeon, because "Bitchface Syndrome's no joke." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 251

You deserved it 3 937

By honutattoo - 19/12/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, I finally came home from a semester of college, and all my parents and sister can talk about is how bad my acne has gotten. FML

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You deserved it 3 076

Fight me

By Anonymous - 08/12/2009 06:53 - United States

Today, I gave my sister some Lubriderm for a skin condition we share. While she was applying the lotion I joking said, "Wouldn't it be funny if it made it worse?" Guess who got punched in the face, twice, because it did. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 761

You deserved it 25 580

By baconrash - 22/02/2010 21:43 - United States

Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML

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You deserved it 3 687

How nice of them.

By Anonymous - 30/10/2019 22:00

Today, I learned what my office nickname means. My nickname? Butterface. FML

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You deserved it 217

apolo_fml 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 2:26

oh boy, nobody should be made fun of for acne. all I can say is to try and keep your face clean, I guess.

volleyballNinja 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 2:28

and I guess it's not your fault. try nutregena rapid clear acne gel. it works so well! it may sting, but they go away!

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marie_yuh100 3

Saturday 5 June 2010 2:30

I used to call my brother that when I was younger. just tell her that karmas a bitch.

lovelyred 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 2:31

lol call him penis face in return.

dinosaurzgorawrr_fml 3

Saturday 5 June 2010 2:34

number 2 Damn ur finee

awhsum 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 2:48

I agree(:

seanreddog 4

Saturday 5 June 2010 2:52

I disagree(:

LexaDear 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 7:00

I somewhat disagree with your disgreement.

aback 4

Saturday 5 June 2010 2:34

Start calling her "Lincoln Tunnel", "Crab Boil", or "How Much?". Don't be such a pussy.

ke59100 1

Saturday 5 June 2010 2:36

proactiv

Cassie17_fml 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 2:42

@30 thank you :)

281go 4

Saturday 5 June 2010 2:46

ha volcano faces..... never heard that one before.....

DiNgO_lOvE 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 2:48

im sorry... try some proactive dude

iknowimawesome 13

Saturday 5 June 2010 2:49

lol that's nice

CareFace 16

Saturday 5 June 2010 2:50

Set her on fire.

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Today, I tried to talk to my teenage son about healthy masculinity. He said, "Yeah Mom, I know. Lift weights and eat red meat and fish. Can I go?" Not what I meant at all. FML

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Today, after thirteen years of engagement, my fiancé and I split. As is, with the day, we changed our Facebook relationships to make it official. I logged back on tonight to find his mother, the woman I've spent the last year looking after and having a good time, "liking" the break up. FML

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Today, I started at my new job. Turns out my boss is a complete douchebag. He spent most of the day looking over our shoulders and making cuntish comments about our work, then called a guy a piece of shit for farting and forced him to spray disinfectant on his chair. FML

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Today, I realized this holiday season is the first time in 4 years that I won't have a partner to share the holidays with. My partner of 4 years cheated on me this summer. I'm still bitter and dating is unnecessarily difficult. I wish I could just be happy alone and never feel lonely again. FML

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Today, I went on a Tinder date. Sort of. I got ready and went to the bar he'd chosen. I waited 15 minutes for him to show. We exchanged ”Hellos,” then he said he was going to grab a drink and walked off. He didn’t come back. Damn, was it the way I said, “Hello”? FML

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Today, my husband is upset that I refuse to sign off on a loan for $10k for an experimental surgery on his 11 year-old chronically ill dog. It will ultimately put more trauma on the poor creature, but he refuses to listen or let go. Not to mention the kids and mortgage. FML

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Today, as I was trying to impress my girlfriend of three months, I showed her the real diamond ring I'd got for my ex. She got an attitude for our whole three-hour car ride home because I'd brought up my ex. FML

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Same thing different taste

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How nice of them.

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