By brokeandalone - 21/11/2011 02:05 - United States

Today, I found out my wife has been bribing my daughter to keep quiet about her affair with my boss. That would explain the iPhone 4S, the $500 shoes, the $200 purse, and the professional $300 haircut. They told me it was because she had straight A's. FML
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Mr40Hands 5

Wtf, all I get for straight A's is a new basketball...

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sufferinurjocks 3

That's just wrong, I feel so sorry for you, FYL

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4x4master 3

Why not tell your daughter to get stuff for you? **** your boss take him for all he is worth by making him buy you things to then divorce your wife after you get everything you want

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JRokka850 6

Damn dude....she tried the shit outta you

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Karina147 1

Ydi for not paying attention

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SomeRussianGirl 3

Crappy daughter lol

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rachie434 8

Return all that shit it bs your daughter would do that to u if my mom was cheating on my dad I would tell him (but I am a daddy's girl)

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R4LJ 10

Mm. Smh. Your daughter should be ashamed. How can you trade in love for material things thats not going to last forever anyway? OP Id divorce your wife and punish your daughter. Seems like she dont know right from wrong.

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blackphoenix0010 8

Oh my god, that is horrible. Your kid really and truly is ******! For now, do things that make you happy, and be around people who support you and care for you. There's no way should stay there, maybe go on vacation if you can.

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hurrican_fml 0

God, you guys must be loaded! That's at least 1,300 dollars!

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imazaari 12

Wow, so not only is your wife an awful person, she's giving your daughter great lessons on being a terrible person as well. I'm sorry that you seem to be surrounded by such shitty females.

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